shower penis

A dick that's already big, even before erection.

SHOW-ER

"Wow, John's definitely more of a shower than a grower ."

"Best dick I've ever had , definitely need to find more of that shower penis."

by pinkbunnyxhorror May 12, 2016

Roamck Shower

When you masturbate in the shower while music is playing, mostly likely Roamck.

*Mudsuck playing from a distance with sounds of running water overlayed* Dude, I think your roommate is taking a Roamck Shower.”

by Jotacock November 29, 2022

Shower-sinking

When someone that has stayed at your home really wants to shower, but doesn't feel like making their way back home yet. So instead they decide to use a sink in your house just to wash their hair, so they can continue doing social things without having to look like a scumbag

Can also be preformed at your own home by yourself when you're either:
A. Straight up lazy
B. In a rush

Man.. I really want to shower but I'm too hungover to walk back to my house right now. Is it cool if I do some Shower-sinking in your kitchen?

by Jabuuu August 6, 2010

nipple shower

A shower in which the faucet is placed low on the wall as such that when any person taller than 5’ 10” attempts to wash themselves, the stream of water will contact their body at a point no taller than their nipples. To wash one’s face/head it is necessary to squat in the shower which is of course awkward and uncomfortable.

Bob-"Dude this hotel sucks! I can't fit in that shower."
Andy-"Well if you weren't so freaking tall you wouldn't have a problem."
Bob- "I'm sick of staying in places with these Nipple Showers."

by Mc B July 5, 2010

carol shower

When you need to take a quick shower so you don't wash your hair.. Only your body.

I have to be out of the house in 10 minutes so I'm just gonna take a Carol Shower.

by Princess LiLi January 21, 2014

Shower Quack

When a fart is conducted in the shower and the water running over the anus makes it sound like a duck quacking.

Friend 1: "I farted in the shower earlier and it sounded like Donald Duck laughing."

Friend 2: "SHOWER QUACK!"

by Unwept, the Lone Magpie March 23, 2012

flake shower

The rain of dandruff that comes off your head when you scratch.

When Joe scratched his head, the flake shower that came off him rivaled that of Ally Sheedy in the Breakfast Club when she made it snow on her drawing.

by vwallac October 31, 2008