Llama Shanker

The sexual act where one person stretches out their neck (impersonating a llama), spits in their partners eyes until he or she is blind. Then the blind partner proceeds to find (blindly) the opposite sexual mate's genitalia and shank (also known as "stab") it with a carrot.

I'm buying some carrots, not for the Vitamin C, but so that Marie and I can do the Llama Shanker tonight.

by Manchelli March 6, 2009

shit shanker

Another name for a penis or dick in a prison.

Harry knew he was in trouble when his cellmate pulled out his shit shanker.

by supersab September 6, 2010

shank

The act of pulling down one's pants from behind, usually while said person is sagging their pants.

That nigga was saggin they pants so I SHANKED his ass in front of da whole school!

by T-Dav November 10, 2008

shank wanker

a person who tries to pull off someones dick

it would hurt to get shank wanked.

by Ice September 8, 2003

Shankle

To shank someone in the ankle.

I was watching some dumb horror movie last night and the one girl had a knife while hiding under her bed. The killer walked right past her and she didn't move! Bitch should've shankled him when she had the chance because she was a goner later.

by melafungus November 19, 2010

Thanks Shanks

When you wanna say thank you in the coolest way possible.
You say Thanks Shanks!
Believe me, your social status will go way up when you start using that term ;)
Oh and if someone says it to you..
You gotta say
Welcome Shmelcom ;)
Thats just how it goes.

Terry: Yo Jen i just found out the party is starting at 9 sharp ;)
Jen: Good to know! Thanks Shanks ;)
Terry: Welcome Shmelcome.

by JenGoneau January 3, 2009

shank

it originates from innercity london, a term for a deadly weapon used to cause great damage or death.

"I will shank that boy"

by Ayodele Banjo May 13, 2005