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shock jock

A radio or television personality who lowers his content to the lowest common denominator ( gutter level ) for the sole purpose of insulting, exciting, or inflaming people for attention or ratings.
Howerd Stern is a no-talent shock jock who shouldn't be on air and taken seriously.
by -WOODY- August 17, 2003
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Donkey Shock

This is where you fuck a girl from be hind and u punch her in the back of the head so her ass tightens, but at the same time u give her the Shocker.
by Matthew Broking June 28, 2006
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Shock the Mojo

A phrase used in conversation when trying to get someone to respond.

Could also mean "Just do it."
by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004
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Shock Lock

Like the rock lock, except the sexual hand gesture of the shocker is used instead of the rock fist.
Ben congradulated Clint with a shock lock after winning the game.
by C_Ris January 29, 2008
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Shock and Awetism

An event in which a person with Autism is electrocuted to the point of death. Most common in the southern states where different people are poorly treated.
Did you see the shock and awetism last night?
by Wabaloo September 18, 2012
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after shock

Post-testicular pain after you think the worst pain has passed.

After being mildly kicked in the balls, you think to yourself, "That wasn't as bad as it could've been!" Then you get hit by an after shock.
John: Ok *cough cough* I'm gonna be OK... wait... oh god...
Frank: What dude?
John: *cough* After shock!
by benormous May 4, 2006
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Shock Whore

noun.

A woman who does shocking things to get attention.

Just like a dj who says/does things to get ratings or get a rise out of people, it's like that.

It's a sub-category of being an attention whore. She is needy, she is unsettled, she doesnt know what she wants in life, so instead, she gets off on wanting to shock her friends/family to get the much need sympathy she craves and deserves. she wants someone to bail her out of her doldrums.

The source of this behavior comes from not getting the attention she wanted/needed from her dad during the ages of 12-16.

Our shock whore would not only get a crack-tat, she would get the tat IN her crack.
"Just look at what Tiffany is up to now. She is dating a black man just to piss off her dad. What a Shock Whore."
by Dating Tips for Men April 30, 2008
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