shellharbour

get absolutley railed in shellharbour with the girls. Bass point is the go to root destination and do some bongs in the car park bby. crusin round with the eshay dogs speedin through shelly on the puffs, cop chases n all 50 people in the boot at 2 in the morn, with the local boys snortin lines of the hot chicks rack, shellharbour is the best town in all the world with the coolest dogs out

we went to shellharbour n got fucked up

by shellharbour February 18, 2021

shelleysexual

If you have humongous crush on Shelley Hennig and you can’t even have a dream without her being in it. You fantasise about being her, looking like her or being with her. Even if you are straight you still can’t hide your everlasting love for the gorgeous Shelley Hennig.

Friend: What’s your sexuality?
You: I’m shelleysexual.
Friend: What does that mean?
You: I only simp for Shelley Hennig.

by dobshennig March 1, 2021

shellcist

Being someone who despises the shells in Mario Kart 7. (Especially the red ones)

"Dang hating on shells, you're so Shellcist!"

by Ara :3 September 30, 2021

Shellboi_99

A creature so powerful it can destroy countless planets with a blink of an eye in which he possesses a way bigger cock than yours

Person 1 : i aint gay man but that guy is super hot
Person 2: ye no shit its the almighty Shellboi_99

by Kharamad3oos67 October 29, 2021

Shellboi_99

A creature so powerful that it could demolish multiple countless planets within a blink of an eye in which he also possesses a cock thats far bigger than yours.

Man 1: i aint gay but that man is smoking hot
Man 2: ye no shit its the almighty Shellboi_99

by KharaMad3oos76 October 29, 2021

Magic shell hulk

To paint one's flacid penis green, then dip the aforementioned painted penis in magic shell giving it a hard chocolate coating. Upon obtaining an erection, the newly green dick breaks free from its chocolate barrier in a Hulk-like Fashion. Hulk smash!

"You should have seen the look on that chicks face when I magic shell Hulked for her"

by Definatly Not Anthony August 22, 2012

Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.

Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”

by Fearfulcat November 22, 2015