Sextitute

A replacement for sex. When you know your not getting it tonight.

Yea man, the ole lady made me some sextitute today, asked me if I would like some chocolate chip cookies. Thats when you know your not getting laid tonight. It's a sex substitute.

by Estaboner January 6, 2013

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sextiquette

n. the customary code of polite behavior regarding the exchange of nude photos of oneself in text messages

I sent her a picture of my dong, but she didn't even show me a single nipple! She has no sextiquette.

by Boris Roosevelt August 31, 2013

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"Sextose Inteloerant" - an inability to release and induce the sensation in being stimulated during sexercise. Symptoms include frustration, headaches, blue-balls, dirty thoughts, uncontrolled wetness, and paranormal discomfort - ex. uncontrollable orgasm etc.

The symptoms may be prevented by masturbation, sexercising, meditation, physical activities which includes light or enormous work out to burn mental chemicals within your body.

"Anna is frustrated with the thoughts of sex, and pleasure, because she has no man to please her thirsty thoughts of sex, this drives her appetite to become Sextose Intolerant "

by Anthos El Ma'at Ra January 10, 2014

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Sextret

When an individual has a passionate sexual experience in a setting specifically decorated with various oyster and bivalve shells. Sometimes algae can be substituted for the bivalve shells.

Instead of heading to the local legume show, he decided to head to the hatchery to try and line up a sextret instead.

by Ronaldmcd October 30, 2014

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