second taker

(noun)
~ a person who repeats a joke because they thought others didn't hear it
~ someone who assumes that because people didn't laugh they didn't hear the joke they just told so have to need to repeat it

We heard you the first time, you second taker.

by YesssPLeasE February 24, 2009

sibling second

A non gender specific synonym for the popular expression "bruh moment".

Person 1: Dude! What a bruh moment!
Person 2: Hey man, we don't discriminate in this household.
Person 1: Oh sorry, I meant to say sibling second.

by some_idiot_called_jay April 14, 2019

Second circumcision

When you get sucked by a girl with braces

Guy 1: shit bro I just got my second circumcision

Guy 2: dude u said u would stop with the 8th graders man

by Cay919 December 4, 2017

second round

The vaporized remains of marijuana. It still contains THC, which can be extracted by means such as cooking and revaporizing, for example.

That second round got me really baked. Pot is the gift that keeps on giving.

by jfried April 28, 2009

second rate

Something that is disgusting, displeasing or boring.

Urrrgh that is second rate man.

by lewy15 May 22, 2008

stinky seconds

Using a toilet or lavatory immediately after someone has completed making a bowel movement. The second person must then suffer the stench left by the previous tenet.

Bill beat me to the bathroom, so I had to take stinky seconds.

by Miyako December 30, 2008

destroyed in seconds

a show on the science channel (although it was originally on the discovery channel) about things going horifically wrong, as told through archive footage from camcorders and security cams and the likes. the show is hosted and narrated by ron pitts, who has the easiest job in the world (give in intro and an enthuthiastic narration of an explosion).
regular events on the show:
explosions
speed boat wrecks
car/motorcycle crashes
stunts gone wrong
solid show that provides good bursts of half hour entertainment.

I was flipping through the channels the other day and came across an awesome explosion. Intruiged, I stayed on the channel, and heard the enthuthiastic narration of Ron Pitts, confirming that this was, in fact, Destroyed in Seconds. I watched for the next twenty minutes, intruiged by the premise of destruction.

by wpk914 November 8, 2010