Cruncher

Ugly wench, people who you'd rather break into a million pieces than touch.

She's a cruncher.
She's crunchers her.

by Jonno69420 February 26, 2022

face scrunchies

when you laugh so hard and so long your face hurts.

omg!!! stop it. you're giving me the face scrunchies.

by smokeybandit June 21, 2010

Tattoo scratcher

Is a person that is tattooing without a license, and do it in a basement, kitchen, etc

Damn, that tattoo is fucked up!!!!!!!

$20 + tattoo scratcher = expensive fix

by Tattoo scratcher November 29, 2015

ball cruncher

The term when someone is punched so hard an audible crunch is heard

Wyatt pushed Easton's buttons, as payback he gave him a ball cruncher

by Cockyrooster1135 November 30, 2015

lung scratcher

A dick that is so long it scratches you receivers lungs

"Guuuuurl you have no idea, it was a Lung Scratcher for sure"

by HazLove95 July 13, 2016

dick scratcher

When you masturbate to hard and your dick splits.

Fuck man I was masturbating way to hard last night and I got a dick scratcher

by skinny puta May 27, 2017

crayon crunchers

A crayon cruncher is a name given to the lowest class in De la Salle high school.
There average day consists of 3 crayons in the morning. A lick of the window at lunch. And a small nap before going home to play minecraft.

I'm covering the crayon crunchers today, so I'll probably have my work cut out for me!!

by Irish Boi October 20, 2017