scorched porch

smear your dick in icy hot and then proceed to fuck her up the ass.

she was walking funnny after the scorched porch?

by the law September 4, 2006

Scoochy

A versatile slang term based on the word Gucci but for scoochier people meaning okay/good/great/awesome soon to be popularized by the masses. Sometimes abbreviated "scooch" if you're an expert in its use. To be all Scoochy is a wonderful thing indeed.

“Scoochy shoes bro.” “NSA is pretty scoochy”

by Scoochy ma Gucci December 21, 2018

scooch

To move or drag one's rear end along the ground or floor. Mostly used to describe the motion a dog performs after a bowl movement to wipe off excess excrement -- using the front legs to pull his body along while in a sitting position.

Also spelled "skooch"

The dog lifted both his feet when he scooched his buttocks across the grass.

by Dorothy June 20, 2006

Scorchio

A term used when describing a woman who is particularly pleasing to the eye.

Hey, check her out....Scorchio!

by Gregory Grayson August 6, 2009

scortch

an insult; like a burn but cooler
if this insult is responded to with another insult it is refered to as a "boomerang scortch"

Jimmy: "Hector your mom's the size of Texas"
On-looker: "Scortch!"
Hector: "Your mom's SLEPT with all of Texas"
On-looker: "Boomerang scortch!"

by Kinda Cool January 24, 2006

scotchegging

To shoot your jism onto your partners breasts,then empty the contents of an ashtray over them!

Iain-"Do you fancy a scotchegging tonight darling?"
Julie-"No thanks but maybe bukkake"
Iain-Ock Aye The Noo

by Terry Nutkins September 9, 2003

scooch

To crouch down, or to get down lower

you will have to scooch down to cet through the doorway

by Anonymous October 24, 2003