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Ball Scissoring 

1) a homosexual sex position where the two partners spread their legs and rub their balls together. 2) a non-penatrative form of sex in which two men stimulate each other by rubbing scrotums. 3) an act of love where two males slam their bags together repeatedly in order to show affection.
Edgar doesn't like to ball scissor with Hector because Hector refuses to trim his pubes and that creates a lot of resistance.

Pete got slapped by Rodney for farting while they were ball scissoring.

Rudy was ball scissoring so hard that he started cumming blood.
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scissoring 

A Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs (like two pairs of scissors) and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm. Also called tribadism, the practice has many colloquialisms. In some Central American countries it is called "making tortillas," and the Chinese refer to the act as "polishing mirrors".
I felt myself get hard as I peeked through the window and watched Ellen and Anne get naked and make out on the bed, but it wasn't until they began scissoring that I realized I had just creamed in my pants.
scissoring by Rollo & Biff December 10, 2008

schissoring 

A variation on the act of scissoring, where two women stimulate each other's clitorises to orgasm while rubbing their vulvas together, while one or both partners are shitting.
"Pamela regretted that, in her haste, she neglected to lay down a tarp before schissoring with Jennifer."

News has spread about a strain of yeast infection that is unresponsive to antibiotics spreading in the schissoring community of South Africa. Scientists are calling it "a serious cause for alarm" and "icky to infinity."
schissoring by imzalems March 6, 2013

rock paper scissors extreme 

A game of rock paper scissors where the loser gets hurt according to how he lost
If they lose to:
Stone - The get a punch in the arm
Paper - A slap to the face
Scissors - A Nipple Cripple

Great for playing drunk normally someone ends up dead :D
Slaps are normally the worst
Remember I made this game up :D
Rock paper scissors EXTREME is just plain even have you seen my face!

paper scissors rocked

owned, i.e. embarrassingly defeated
Man, I totally paper scissors rocked you at Guitar Hero last night!

Scissoring 

When to women "bumb tacos"
Me and my friend were having fun when suddenly she ask if I would ever date her. I said yes. She giggled and pulled me on top of her. Will you go out with me? She asked. I said yes. She threw me on the bed and pulled my panties off she started to eat me out as I moaned. Then we started scissoring. I never came so fast.
Scissoring by 🍆🍑🍒🍌 February 16, 2019

scissors 

used to defeat paper in a game
aha! my scissors beat your rock!
scissors by iamthelead January 23, 2005