scissoring

A Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs (like two pairs of scissors) and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm. Also called tribadism, the practice has many colloquialisms. In some Central American countries it is called "making tortillas," and the Chinese refer to the act as "polishing mirrors".

I felt myself get hard as I peeked through the window and watched Ellen and Anne get naked and make out on the bed, but it wasn't until they began scissoring that I realized I had just creamed in my pants.

by Rollo & Biff December 10, 2008

schissoring

A variation on the act of scissoring, where two women stimulate each other's clitorises to orgasm while rubbing their vulvas together, while one or both partners are shitting.

"Pamela regretted that, in her haste, she neglected to lay down a tarp before schissoring with Jennifer."

News has spread about a strain of yeast infection that is unresponsive to antibiotics spreading in the schissoring community of South Africa. Scientists are calling it "a serious cause for alarm" and "icky to infinity."

by imzalems March 6, 2013

rock paper scissors extreme

A game of rock paper scissors where the loser gets hurt according to how he lost
If they lose to:
Stone - The get a punch in the arm
Paper - A slap to the face
Scissors - A Nipple Cripple

Great for playing drunk normally someone ends up dead :D
Slaps are normally the worst
Remember I made this game up :D

Rock paper scissors EXTREME is just plain even have you seen my face!

by Jay Clarkson July 4, 2005

paper scissors rocked

owned, i.e. embarrassingly defeated

Man, I totally paper scissors rocked you at Guitar Hero last night!

by Matthew and Adam January 9, 2008

Scissoring

When to women "bumb tacos"

Me and my friend were having fun when suddenly she ask if I would ever date her. I said yes. She giggled and pulled me on top of her. Will you go out with me? She asked. I said yes. She threw me on the bed and pulled my panties off she started to eat me out as I moaned. Then we started scissoring. I never came so fast.

by 🍆🍑🍒🍌 February 16, 2019

scissors

used to defeat paper in a game

aha! my scissors beat your rock!

by iamthelead January 23, 2005

scissorhate

n. The convergence of lines or coincidence of points that is both compelling and disturbing.

In visual art: lines that barely touch or run out of the frame before resolving their relationship to one another. "That photograph is unsettling; it's all scissorhate."

by dave225 August 1, 2007