science

(n.) something beyond your range of knowledge, experience, or realm of expertice. Used sarcastically.

Me:"Ryan and Rasheed started to do some shit on the turn-table with some program and make a song somehow."
Tous: "How?"
Me: "I dunno, it's all science."

by Evangelo August 22, 2006

Black science man(a.k.a.) Neil deGrasse Tyson

PEOPLE DONT THINK THE UNIVERSE BE LIKE IT IS BUT IT AINT IT JUST DO

I follow the church of the black science man(a.k.a.) Neil deGrasse Tyson

by The church of the black July 7, 2017

Follow the Science

A highly effective, self-correcting, evidence based method of evaluating the veracity of any given data set, condition or circumstance; particularly relevant when human lives, financial wellbeing and social stability hang in the balance of correct decision making.

Hey, did you hear POTUS and FLOTUS have BOTH tested POSITIVE for COVID 19?! Maybe it's NOT a hoax. Maybe NOW they'll Follow the Science when they medically treat him.
Oh HELL NO! They've already consulted the My Pillow Guy and that crazy 'demon sperm' bitch... I'm sure he'll do well

by YAWA October 3, 2020

jolly science

Slang for La Joliscience Tex-Mex restaurant establishment in Houston, Texas.

Q: Why you been on the shitter all day?

A: Ate at Jolly Science last night

by Biff Buttsack September 7, 2006

Mad Science World

The greatest episode shorts to hit youtube since granny lumpkin!!!!!!!

Skaneateles says, Mad Science World is the coolest thing on Youtube EVER!

by Cameron Cole December 24, 2006

meme science

Accentuates the fact that people place such credence and belief in the memes they post that one day memes will be a credible source for research and even probably even become its own religion. And the verbiage on the meme is so ridiculous that its obvious it serves to perpetuate a certain agenda.

According to meme science, a real man goes to the store and buys tampons for his girl. #memescience.

by Tobeezy August 17, 2016

Quantum Science

Either the study of quantum bullshit, or a game on ROBLOX, based on whether or not you are a nerd or gamer. It can also be both, if you, like most frequenters of Quantum Science's games, are both a nerd AND a gamer.

Jiden: Hey have you heard of quantum science?
Drump: The game or the science?

by PJ_2005 January 3, 2021