Schmoe-donkey

An aggressively stupid person. A true schmoe-donkey combines the hapless, clueless, luckless qualities of a regular schmoe with the stubborn, clumsy qualities of a class-A jackass.

"Who was that random guy at the party?"
"You mean the one drinking all our beer?"
"Yeah, and hitting on all the women, even though they told him to piss off... for like three hours straight."
"Oh, that guy? Yeah, just some schmoe-donkey."

by Feb September 2, 2008

Schmock

A slang term for a mixture of tobacco and ground marijuana frequently used in some rural areas of northern California

"Wanna pack a schmock dude?"

by Tha [=] d0C September 15, 2018

pyramid schemer

a person thats sends, what seems to be, personal text messages to more than 1 person at the same time.

Ed: Hey she just texted me. I told you she digs me!

John: What does it say?

Ed: *hey what you doin*

John: Um, I just got the same thing.

Ed: Wtf? At what time?

John: 5:25pm.

Sharon: She sent me the same thing, too. She doesn't want you. She's a pyramid schemer.

by hiwol88 June 24, 2010

Schamone

Usually followed by Mother Fucker! As said by michael Jackson - Avid Marrion, and also Richard & Bentley! Hehe Check Check Schamone.

Schamone Mother Fucker, Thats Right!

by Richard January 27, 2004

schemery

Verb - a blatant display of homosexuality.
Noun - one who acts in a manner such that they convay a sense of homosexuality.

multiple variations of this word are used in gramatical context with the sentence structure.

that boys schemin' again

yo, quit pullin' a schemery while im working my game dogg.

by Brute February 15, 2005

schmohawk

Any person with a fauxhawk

Look at that idiot and his schmohawk.

by Winky Jones October 20, 2008

schemer

a creeper/stalker/any other type of shady character that is found annoying to someone else.

"Tom was staring at me again in class..."

"he is SUCH a schemer!"

by cuddle muffin October 21, 2008