Scheangler

-noun-

someone who always messes up. He‘s the guy, who not only misses deadlines, lets the pasta water boil over or spills his beer all over your lap, but he is just totally bananas.. simply a Scheangler! sometimes you even think he is doing it on purpose.

can be also used as a verb:
scheangeln or rumscheangeln

A. „Hey guys, here‘s the beer! Ohh!“

*drops beer
B. „Heast, you Scheangler!“
or
A. „Oh no, I missed my assignement deadline.“
B. „Heast, what do you always scheangel herum?“

by thescheangler November 11, 2020

schadenfreude

Glee or joy at someone elses misfortune.

I experienced my greatest schadenfreude when I heard that the President had Covid-19!

by MScottC October 3, 2020

Schadenfraud

When you’re happy when something bad happens to President Trump.

My schadenfraud was off the charts on President Trump contracted COVID-19.

by GF Logic October 6, 2020

Schadenfrightened

The condition of delighting in the suffering of others while simultaneously being terrified.

The President's COVID diagnosis got me feeling schadenfrightened.

by Brightbarb October 9, 2020

schadenfolde

Taking delight when a poker opponent folds a winning hand.

I know I should feel bad that Tony folded three queens and would have beaten three tens but I'm enjoying schadenfolde nonetheless.

by erlichmanr November 20, 2020

schadenfroyo

Increasingly common in the age of overly creative chefs, this is that special satisfaction or pleasure at another person’s unfortunate frozen dessert choice.

What’d you order?

I got one scoop each of Spamberry Crunch, Blueberry Borscht, and Pizza Dough.

Ha! Sucker! I got chocolate and vanilla.

You’re enjoying my disgust too much, this is classic Schadenfroyo.

Do you think I should get the Natto’n Honey, Pralines and Bream, or Whirled Peas?

Try them all! I feel some Schadenfroyo coming on.

by JJ Seldron November 25, 2020

schadenfreude

"The sexual attraction to people bitching!" -Fawful's Minion, 2020.

"Man seeing that girl get pissy really turns me on!"

"Yo fam, you got schadenfreude or some shit?"

by Ram_Fan1991 March 7, 2021