clap scan

A pun on 'CAT scan', a clap scan involves undergoing urine and/or blood tests to find out if you've got cooties or not. Sometimes condoms can break, or someone told you they were clean when they weren't. That's when you need a clap scan.

Hey, good news, my clap scan came back clean.

by MexicanJumpingLlama November 27, 2019

citadel scandal

Ken Griffin Is A Liar, Allegedly ---🛩

Did you see that citadel scandal is trending on twitter?

by noinfoforyoutoday October 1, 2021

The Scandinavian Surprise

The act of putting a dead fish into one's Mailbox.

Dude last Tuesday someone pulled the Scandinavian Surprise on Mrs. Packer's house!

by Just the Tip Jackson October 9, 2021

julius scandle

dogshit player that bricks every shot

julius scandle bricks again

by Kaneisabottler March 29, 2022

shuric scan

in 2005 soft maniac of tport made a song called ryukenden that got used in shuric scan so now its name is known as shuric scan

it's also a popular ytpmv song to use though the .veg for roomscan got leaked and now 4 year old logo kids are spamming (ytpmv) barney season 2 in minion divorcing effect enhanced with gumball intel in chicken major scan

that caused no life .veg haters to arise

(YTPMV) Shuric Scan in E Minor

by mmmbmmm July 3, 2023

I HAS SCAN

a guy who said that in amongus and thinks he is a crewmate, he wants to prove it with a scan in medbay, he answers with I HAS SCAN but he was always the imposter so watch out

me: Carlos where were you
Carlos : I HAS SCAN

by #uwu February 14, 2021

Russian CAT Scan

The act of hooking a severed power cord of a VCR, (trust me, we only do this with VCR cords)to the testicles of your enemies as a means of torture...or just cause it's fucking funny in an evil, morbid sort of way.

A.K.A. Russian X-Ray, inspired by cartoon electrocutions in which Tom, a poor cat's skeleton is shown as he is constantly tortured by a asshole mouse named Jerry.

"GTFO, you dumbass or I'll give you a Russian CAT scan!"

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008