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Toilet Sausage

A slang term used to refer to going to the bath and taking a poop, dump, crap,deuce, and ext.

The act of a human making a sausage shaped poop/turd and depositing the poop/turd into the toilet.
"That pizza has gone right threw me. I have to go make some toilet sausage."
by Secrect Destroyer February 8, 2009
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sammy sausagehead

Man , that dude thought I was a Sammy sausagehead when he expected me to pay that much for that little bag of weed.
by Budd2477 March 1, 2017
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Sausagefestivities

The events and festivities that occur during a sausagefest.
Tyler: Aww man Sebastian, you missed all the sausagefestivities! Davey jumped on Seth naked!
Sebastian: Eww, what a sausagefest. That's gay.
by Captain Cripple June 2, 2009
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Sausage situation

A film or TV drama where innocent people are taken hostage say, in a bank, where the customers are made by the crooks to all lie on the floor in similar fashion to sausages in a pan. Thus a sausage situation.
by Doghouse Riley April 5, 2008
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Sausage Casing

Gary: "hey man, Jess is coming over later, you got a sausage casing i can borrow?"

Matt: "go buy your own, you broke-ass mother fucker!"
by strawberries4lunch November 7, 2010
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ass sausage

After anal sex, when one's penis still smells like ass.
Man, after I butt fucked Becky last night, man I woke up with a serious case of ass sausage.
by joey king August 21, 2006
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"Did you bang her?"
"Yeah, but it was like throwing a sausage down a hallway!"
by Ben June 11, 2006
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