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Sarang

The kind of guy who would take a Tinder Gold subscription even after being in a committed relationship

The kind of guy who eats Chicken Biryani everyday when he is on a diet

Sarang plans his unplanned leaves ;)
Sarang is mostly high.. needs flash light to recognize few people
For ex : When you find out that you are being cheated on, Oh god.. he was sucha sarang !
or When someone is pretending to be on a diet but is eating Junk food, " Hey, stop being a Sarang "
When you call your boss and tell him that your train got cancelled for the 137th time so you need a extra leave while you are just chilling outside and manage to convince your boss.. " He pulled of a Sarang "
by MeinBolega December 13, 2018
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Sabanish

To lie to the media about a job opening only to take another job for more money.
What Billy Donovan did with the Orlando Magic was Sabanish
by Stephen Reed June 27, 2007
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saarang

biased Boston sports lover who thinks Bill Russell is better than MJ
Wow Saarang said the Celtics will win it all again!
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Saranya

My girl friend name is saranya
"Loves 4 people at same time"
by Roja poombala February 22, 2022
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Jonathan Safran Foer

J. S. Foer is a third-generation American-Jewish writer and so are all the characters he writes about. In some small way. The worlds they inhabit, however, are fantastical, whimsical and full of war and sex, which, to Foer, are the deepest things there are as he is an atheist.

He makes himself laugh in front of an open Microsoft Word document by typing phrases like "heavy boots" and "to have shit inbetween the brains" and "beating one's boner" and "dipshittake"; which is a rather pathetic thing for a man of his success level to be doing. He is married, which means he once had a girlfriend, which is surprising.

No, I do not have a girlfriend either, which is why I am on this site, making myself laugh in front of an open Internet Explorer Window.

His first novel was highly and almost ubiquitously acclaimed for its bravery, emotion, power, insight, nobility, literary aesthetic, lack of paragraph breaks, typographical farts, and clever use of the thesaurus function in Microsoft Word.

These reviews made people who didn't review books confused, saying, often, "I thought it was really cool, but I didn't think it was...(quote from reviews here)."

Students of literature liked this book, because it was easy to interpret and write about at great lengths, and yet complex and open to different interpretations due to its abstractness of... not really symbolism, but something like that.

Also, because it made them cry on every odd page and laugh on every even page.

His second was somewhat highly acclaimed because those critics who didn't hate it immensely felt awkward giving it a "OK" review in contrast to a terrible review.

These reviews made people who don't write reviews very confused about what they were supposed to like and what they were supposed to think was garbage.

Students of literature read this book and realized that Foer writes without any regard to meaning whatsoever, and that his first book was good largely by mistake, and are really upset that his work has been translated into over... what is it? Fifty languages? Seventy? because when the nuclear warhead drops on New York City like Foer thinks is going to happen, the people five-hundred years from now will have a copy of his second novel and think that that's the best that we could do.
Jonathan Safran Foer got a girlfriend and then lost his ability to write. I hope he'll ditch her get it back because his first novel was sweet.
by theglowoffirsttimethings June 19, 2006
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Hot Carl Sagan

Similar to the Hot Carl, in the sense that you take a dump on someones face but it is done out of vengeance rather than for pleasure. The Hot Carl Sagan is particularly reserved for people who are smug, self-righteous or know-it-alls.
My boss is such an asshole. She thinks she knows everything and treats us all like we're children. One of these days, I'm going to have to take a trip to Taco Bell, tie her down to her desk and deliver a steaming Hot Carl Sagan to her stupid, self-righteous face.
by kenny.noisewater October 22, 2009
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Saranjan

Have you met Saranjan? He's an absolute legend
by spikedog November 28, 2019
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