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Shandy Sampler

A four-part sexual act involving; vaginal sex, followed immediately by anal sex, immediately followed by the male dipping his penis in the woman's favorite Shandy beer. The woman then licks off the "sampler", causing the male to climax in or around her mouth.
Male 1: "Why are you so happy?"

Male 2: "I gave my girlfriend a Shandy Sampler last night!"
by Gorth and Jeb May 11, 2016
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aiden samples

aiden samples, aka "bitchass" as maya calls him, is a meanie that harasses maya for chocolate chip cookies
?: hey maya have u beat aiden samples up yet?
maya: sadly not yet but ima get his bitchass
by maya alle June 8, 2020
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rock sampler

Slang word for Scientists, or someone who believes in the most outlandish things.

Commonly said in the form of "sample rock taker."

The term is outlandish in nature, as it will immediately downplay and confuse anyone who you say this to.
"Rock samplers are scientists or people who believe in the most outlandish things."

1: "Shut up you samplerocktaker, that's why you believe the earth is flat, + ratio, + that's not even science, you're just retarded.

2: "What the fuck is a samplerocktaker?"
by What? Where? April 17, 2023
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Friday Night sampler

Pizza, subs, buffalo wings and served with cola or beer.
I would like a Friday Night sampler and a 2 liter of coke!
by Mr. Robotron April 2, 2019
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simplegant

abbr.

Simple and elegant.
- What do you say about his design?
- Simplegant.
by coin mama September 14, 2012
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Simpleton

A person who lacks common sense and who is foolish and gullible.
Person 1: Ur mom geyyyyyy
Person 2: STFU simpleton
Person 1: What is a simpleton?
Person 2: You
*Person 1 storms off angrily*
by fakename06 October 8, 2018
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SimpleeCasual

Mika the cunt. Always an asshole. Always starts problems with everyone else and cannot seem to take a joke for anything in the world. Mika always blocks you and posts shit about you so you can't defend yourself and everyone is talking shit about you in stream and on Twitter. Don't trust him. He'll stab you in every part of your body and watch you bleed out while he sucks off Nano for clout because he's a bitch like that. He's spineless and pathetic. Pity his family for having to deal with him for almost 21 years. Chupe me pene puto!
Here's an example. Look on SimpleeCasual Twitter at his tweet about Flame and DragonArCade.
by Someone you absolutely hate November 1, 2019
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