Sharon

1. An elderly woman who is entitled, impatient, and intolerant of "others" as a consequence of a misassessment of her own importance and status.

2. SEE "Karen" and then add 20-30+ years.

When Eileen made a thinly-veiled reference to "Biblical tradition" while screaming at the barista, she revealed that she, indeed, was a Sharon.

by ALTdefPRO June 25, 2024

Sauron’s Brown Eye

The act of manually spreading one’s butt cheeks and allowing the butt cheeks to release around someone’s body forming a grasp. Can be done in a loving manner or to prevent escape.

I tried to go on an afternoon run, but my boyfriend caught me in the clutches of Sauron’s Brown Eye grasp.

by Titsmag33 December 29, 2024

saroney

Saroney can be used as a verb, noun and adjective. All with separate meanings.

Verb - Aquired the "Tunnel Gun" despite it not existing
Noun - A gay man
Adjective - Bad at all videogames, no matter the genre

"Hey man, did you see what happened last night?"

"That saroney Saroney saroned (past tense) didn't he?"

by TheMostlyGhosty February 22, 2025

Sharonic Vinegar Mouth

A sex position in which the giver ingests vinegar and holds it in their mouth, after which they perform oral sex under the receiver by spitting the vinegar into the receiver's preferred orifice and henceforth drink the accumulated juices when they re-descent.

Did you hear? Janet tried the Sharonic Vinegar Mouth last night and Brad ended up with vinegar in his eyes.

by Extena March 16, 2025

Sharon

The woman you wished you knew
The lady you think of every day
Heart breakingly beautiful

Does she realise how sorted and together she really is? I hope so.
Her style , her wit , her empathy.
If I could know one person in this world it would be you Sharon.
I hope happiness and love find you always.

Sharon should be listened to and understood. If you don't then more fool you.

by Itonlyeverrainswhenitpours April 11, 2025

Sharon

Sharon is a dream. A wish. A longing. She was in my heart from the very first. A forever wandering for both my head and soul. She is truly unforgettable. A beautiful woman . Curly hair, big lashy eyes and a personality to be adored and admired.

I saw Sharon. My world has changed.

by Itonlyeverrainswhenitpours May 2, 2025

Sharon

Someone who gives off Karen vibes at first, but is actually down and wants to join in

We thought a Karen was coming over to tell us “you can’t skate here”, but she was actually a Sharon and wanted to learn how to skate and share in on our fun

by mrivanivan July 16, 2025