swollen

When a sack of weed is packed tight, you say it's swollen.

Hook it up wit a dime. And make it swollen, nigga.

That shit's swollen, foo, I can't even get the nug out the sack.

by Metal_Sac July 1, 2004

Swolliosis

Muscular condition that exists after exercising. Symptoms include lethargy, swollen feeling, pain, tiredness, inability to move certain muscles in a normal manner.........the unquenchable desire to go to sleep.

It is generally associated with other sypmtoms called the "Hand Back Maneuver."

Working you biceps to the point that you can't use a fork to feed your own face.

Commonly used in a sentence: I work every muscle in my body and I got my swolliosis on. I have to put a "Hand Back" every time I sit down and my whole body feels swollen.

by SFOG's Ghost Writer June 24, 2011

swolger

A very muscular feminine female with a alpha attitude.

That girl is a Swolger in the gym!

by Queen Swolger March 2, 2015

Lady Swole

a condition caused by females working out at gym or weight room until a legitimate amount of muscle swelling has occured. Derived from the male term "swole" used by douchey, gym-going types.

Omg girl, I went to the gym last night and got so lady swole!

by TheDefiner June 22, 2012

swole

A definition of what douchebag or douchess ( Girl ) bodybuilders use to explain they got big, fake ass muscle sor plumped up muscles or otherwise inflated muscles. These people think they look great, but when they really can't lift a 25 lb dumbbell.

That girl looks so swole, I bet she is stronger then you dude!

by mariotuzzo June 12, 2016

swole

a strength that is so intense it becomes almost a personality trait that lasts a life-time

she was so swole it amazed those around her

by Boomerbebe August 13, 2017

team swole

Team Swole is a group of guys that are beyond the limits of awesome. You ain't mess with team swole. Better watch your back, kid, cuz team swole's on your ass.

Jonny: Hey man have you heard of team swole?

Jj: Yeah man what about them?
Jonny: Never mind we can't talk here, they're watching.

by J-Steezy June 2, 2014