stupid fucking idiot

People who tend to use Urban Dictionary to amuse themselves (and only themselves) by making up defenitions for people they hate.

"Hahaha, I am totally burning him by putting his name in this!"

by The Lost Skeleton January 9, 2005

a stupid caleb

-when someone is getting on your nerves and you want to call them an idiot.

-this has more meaning because of the fact that Caleb Bear was a soldier in world war 2, he ran toward the enemy with a spoon thinking it was a gun because that is how stupid he was!(and the war messed him up as well)

-this phrase can also be used when someone has done something idiotic, like putting a whole potato in the microwave with out putting wholes in it to make a backed potato than it blows up!
"you just pulled a stupid caleb!

*man tries to give a wet Willie to the light bulb socket and gets zapped*

that man is a stupid caleb!

use in a sentence:

Dude!You're a stupid caleb you know that?

"What a stupid caleb!"

by CheffxZilla February 15, 2009

stupid army man

Any man in the Army who will screw any Army Whore. In order to make themselves feel better for even touching a nasty whore like that, they go around talking about the little skank and how smelly she was, or how she let him "hit it in the back".

The Army Whores keep getting promoted too fast becuase they are sucking off every stupid army man who will get them promoted.

by fox3/34 April 30, 2007

Stupid Bitch Disorder

A mentally paralyzing disorder usually afflicting a female coworker. Symptoms can include, but are not limited to, downright stupidity, inability to make rational decisions, possible involvement in sorority life, lack of communication skills, exuding premenstrual attitudes 97.5% of the month, mildly attractive (but not really), complete absence of driving abilities, and a few months from realizing she needs AA.

1) I feel so sorry for Emily, she has Stupid Bitch Disorder.

2) Friend 1: She is such a BITCH!

Friend 2: Yea, I think she has SBD.

3) I don't want to hear about your SBD, just do your fucking job... correctly this time.

by NicksADick July 30, 2010

stupid girls

Any young, impressionable, not-necessarily teenage girl that admires and wants to emulate the slutty and materialistic personae of female Hollywood pop icons, like Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, the Olsen twins, Lindsay Lohan, etc. They are extremely shallow and are obsessed with their looks, weight, clothes, popular trends, and equally shallow and vapid males.

This is how stupid girls might talk:

"Like, it's already been six hours since I last puked. I better get started again."

"God, I'm such a fat-ass. I had, like 300 calories today."

"What am I going to do? I've already worn that outfit once before. I can't wear it again!"

"Mark is soo much hotter than Kevin. I mean, Kevin drives a 3-series BMW, and shops at ghetto-ass Old Navy. Mark has a G-Class and only wears Abercrombie. Soo hot."

by bigtones April 16, 2006

stupid drunk

One who acts like a complete ass and is a constant burden to his friends after drinking cheap homeless man booze. Also has the same characteristic of a cheese dick.

Hey joey stop being a stupid drunk.

by sardonica July 30, 2008

catatonic stupid

When a person gets so fucked up that they enter a catatonic state where moving and thinking is not an option.

Derived from the words "catatonic stupor," a common symptom of schizophrenia where the schizophrenic will not talk or move for hours.

ex 1: "Hey, lets smoke up and get catatonic stupid!"

ex 2: "Remember when Rachel was so twisted that she sat on the couch and watched 12 episodes of the Office in a row? Man, she was catatonic STUPID."

by BraGonGetta April 23, 2009