The act of trying to flatulate out out gas from your rectum, but is blocked by a small piece of feces that was pushed through the bowels by gas, usually needing to get the blockage clears by going to the restroom.
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From the movie “Lawless”
Forrest Bondurant (Tom Hardy): to beaten up deputies Now, you all oughta know better than to come around here when Hal's been on stump whiskey for a few days.
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