Stalker Mode

When someone knows your name and most of your business, but you have absolutely no idea who they are.

Jimmy- Hey Ciara ready for the math test?
Ciara- Ummmm, do I know you?
Jimmy- Yea we're in math class together.
Ciara- Wow you're totally on Stalker Mode

by Lol Smiley Face hahahahaha September 16, 2011

Shower Stalker

When in prison, a man stalks other men while they take showers, looking to fuck em in the ass

Whachout for D-mob from cell block 4, i heard hes a shower stalker!

by tttrsees August 3, 2005

Finger Stalker

A person who conducts a relentless online search for all facts and fabrications posted about a person who was in your past, who you want to be in your present or who will be in your future filing a restraining order.

Before my high school reunion I wanted to see if I could find out more about the guy who dumped me so I decided to be a finger stalker by Googling him repeatedly until I found any compromising, embarrassing, or mundane details about his life.

by GregSH August 5, 2008

Street Stalker

noun: slang term for prostitute

She's a teacher by day and a street stalker by night.

by AcquireCurrency May 22, 2011

Bing Stalker

Someone who uses Bing.com to aide them in stalking somone.

Hmmm.. I wonder what Ashley's house looks like..oh! I know I'll look on Bing. Gawd I'm such a Bing Stalker

by NinjaSkillzz July 3, 2009

Schoolyard Stalker

A person at school who always stares at you, follows you around, try's to hang out with you, etc.

Ryan is a total "Schoolyard Stalker."

by KissMyAssYouFatWhore January 20, 2011

Sleeper Stalker

when someone acts like a cool person until the have integrated theirself and their friends into your life, then start to engage in stalker activites, such as constantly trying to talk to you and bringing up unimportant things you previously said and begging you to love them. these are ticky to deal with as if you block them and try staying away from them they will use their friend connections to find you

guy 1: God i have an annoying stalker she just wont leave me alone!
guy 2: just block her
guy 1: i cant she's a sleeper stalker
guy 2: that sucks dude

by DUSKJones April 28, 2011