Leet Speak 

Replacing letters with numbers to create nerd slang; mostly used by internet savvy (elite) people.

a = 4
i = 1
e = 3
k = |<
s = 5
r = |2
o = 0

etc.

0n1y n3|2d5 1337 $p34|< u f|_|c|<1ng f4gg07

Leet Speak by Ramsey April 18, 2004

do you speak german? 

to ask a prostitute if she will have anal sex with you.

do you speak german?

do you speak german? by hoioindweMSA January 29, 2007

Double Speak 

The 2004 democratic campaign strategy.

John Kerry on Monday: I am for the war in Iraq

John Kerry on Tuesday: I am against the war in Iraq

Double Speak by Brandon Harwell September 13, 2004

elite speak 

A style of speech, intended to identify one as (over) educated, literate, erudite. Tends to make one sound like a snob. Includes use of words like "shall", "whom", "endeavor" instead of "try", "ergo" instead of "therefore", spelling out "et cetera" instead of using "etc.", etc.

Normal: I will see you later.
Elite speak: I shall see you later.

Normal: I've been sick lately.
Elite speak: I've not felt well of late.

elite speak by jevanyn April 1, 2010

doggo-speak

Doggo-speak or doggolingo is a language used frequently across the Internet
It is used to describe the thoughts, feelings and actions of dogs in a cutesy way. Doggo-speak is

heavy on onomatopoeias like bork, blep, mlem and blop and ever-expanding.

For example, the phrase “you are doing me a frighten” is used to describe startled dogs.

"What's a pupper?"

"It's doggo-speak for a small ol' doggo"

"What's a doggo?"

"A big ol' pupper"

doggo-speak by Slartibartfastlemon August 17, 2017

Nerd-Speak 

The unique language used by professionals within the IT community. Often this language consists of a cluster of abbreviations and unnecessary overly technical wording.

Office worker 1: IT have reported suspicious activity from a VNC user within the IPEC Server.

Office worker 2: What? Thats just Nerd-Speak man, its just someone downloading porn again.

Nerd-Speak by Spikeyballs June 4, 2007

leet speak 

Lingo that lame obsessed gamers use in stead of normal english- not to be confused with abbreviations for various locations and characters within the game of choice.

Man! I just PAWND sum dum n0085 7w1nkd @55 while he was on CR to CB!!! BS for 244~~!!!
(cr= corpse run, cb=crushbone, both from everquest, not leet speek)

leet speak by dano October 17, 2003