The Snapping Turtle

Part of the Penis Showing Game.

When you retreat your penis back into itself so as to appear you don't have a penis. Then release and if you do this after a shower, it will take a while to return to normal. I call it the snapping turtle.
by Mr.DrewPeacock June 15, 2009
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Turkey Snap

Grabbing the penile head and intentionally pulling your stiff, hard, rigid cock to the side (left or right, your choice) the releasing it to quickly snap back and slap the cheek, lips or forehead of your girl. Typically done just before she gobbles the knob for a little hot oral. Repeat as desired.
Why is your cheek so read? Frank gave me about a dozen turkey snaps this morning before I sucked him off. That may leave a bruise.
by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2017
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Snap the goose

Last night I met this girl from Quebec and she let me snap the goose.
by LindormOdinsson July 14, 2019
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drunk snap

When you're drunk and start taking snap chats of yourself and sending them to all the wrong people. Aka exes.
I hate waking up in the morning and seeing I sent drunk snaps. I can't even check what I sent.
by talty July 05, 2014
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Combat Snap

Masterbating just before going into combat. This is done to relieve tension and clear ones head before combat.
Greg did a combat snap out of a shinook shortly after closing into Afghanistan.
by sabre_hunter April 26, 2010
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Thirst Snap

Any picture or video on snapchat used to intentionally get attention.
Me: Did Rachel send you that snap of her new bathing suit?
Joe: Yeah bro, what a Thirst Snap.
by alehundo January 22, 2015
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Crunch Snap

instead of clapping in english class u say crunch snap
Mike: *says good poem*
Gianna: WOW CRUNCH SNAP
by loljazzi February 05, 2020
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