The Snapping Turtle

Part of the Penis Showing Game.

When you retreat your penis back into itself so as to appear you don't have a penis. Then release and if you do this after a shower, it will take a while to return to normal. I call it the snapping turtle.

Hey, babe. Wanna see the snapping turtle?

by Mr.DrewPeacock June 14, 2009

Snap bitch

Someone acting like someone they really ain't

Dis mofo is trying to be a player , looking like a snap bitch

by Beowulf78 September 3, 2017

Covid-snapped

When someone snaps because of being quarantined due to Covid-19.

"Hey Amy, my client just Covid-snapped on my ass because I took her temperature"!!!

by Trixieqtii67 October 28, 2020

snap-ranting

When someone rants about random shit in their snapchat story

"Hey, did you see Barbra's 250 second story? She's always snap-ranting in her stories."

by donutsforbreakfast June 1, 2015

drunk snap

When you're drunk and start taking snap chats of yourself and sending them to all the wrong people. Aka exes.

I hate waking up in the morning and seeing I sent drunk snaps. I can't even check what I sent.

by talty July 5, 2014

Turkey Snap

Grabbing the penile head and intentionally pulling your stiff, hard, rigid cock to the side (left or right, your choice) the releasing it to quickly snap back and slap the cheek, lips or forehead of your girl. Typically done just before she gobbles the knob for a little hot oral. Repeat as desired.

Why is your cheek so read? Frank gave me about a dozen turkey snaps this morning before I sucked him off. That may leave a bruise.

by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2017

Thirst Snap

Any picture or video on snapchat used to intentionally get attention.

Me: Did Rachel send you that snap of her new bathing suit?
Joe: Yeah bro, what a Thirst Snap.

by alehundo January 22, 2015