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honking out a dirt snake 

taking an epic shit. picture it, man, HONKING one out. ouch.
I'll catch you dudes later, i'll be "honking out a dirt snake".

or

Who the fuck honked a dirt snake last night?!
Somebody who you thought was your friend and a really nice person but then turns out to be horrible or say horrible things about you but not to your face (eg: tells other people - behind your back - you need to grow a pair).
(insert name here) is such a snake!
snake by grow-a-pear March 19, 2017

snakeoil 

An item for sale which does not produce the advertised effects.
I bought this medicine from a guy on the street, but it doesnt work, i can't believe i fell for that snakeoil.
snakeoil by mistersteve2007 March 24, 2008

Black Snake Moan 

That one dark thought or memory, that's always there, no matter how hard you try to forget. Comes back when you're feeling low, and escalates your low to a whole new level of dark.
"That voice in my head,

every time I think it's gone,

it comes howling back.

Calls me when I'm ailing,

when I can't find my way home.

Lost in the pines

I calls it the Black Snake Moan." Lazarus Redd

Snake Island 

This small island in the Black Sea is where Ukrainian heroes were made. When the Russians threatened the Ukrainians on February 24, 2022 at this island with their missile cruiser Moskva, the Ukrainians responded with the famous phrase, "Russian warship, go fuck yourself". Two moths after that incident, the Russian warship Moskva that attacked the island fucked itself by Ukrainian missiles in the Black Sea. Even more, when the Russians attempted to occupy the island with their military, the Ukrainians repeatedly bombed the Russian military to ashes on the island. It then came to the point where Russia withdrew from the island and Ukraine raised their flag on Snake Island once more.

SLAVA UKRAINI!
The Ukrainians on Snake Island are absolutely fearless.
Snake Island by RFRC-- July 5, 2022

Snake River Canyon 

Evil Knievel's famous jump that broke him. In honor of his baddassness (also a word), Snake River canyon is when you gape a girls asshole and dangle your penis in it while shaking it like a wriggling snake.
I went to April's place last night, and after sperm whaleing in her back door, I gave her a Snake River Canyon for an encore!!