Shitfuck

The best My Little Pony background character; delivers telegrams to ponies all across Equestria. To be cherished and honored. Also Derpy’s (girl)friend.

Shitfuck: “Telegram for…”
Out of frame pony: “Don’t say it.”

by Krazyyouknowwho May 3, 2023

Skyhigh Shitfuck

A certain act of anal intercourse while falling out of a plane, in which the reciever has a case of rampant diarrhea, resulting in fecal matter being scattered about, covering his or her partner, any passing-by avian creatures- and in a few minutes time, the Earth below- in the unpleasant substance.

It has never been documented of anyone attempting the actual act, but the phrase is still used to describe situations that are messy, disastrous, confusing, or 'royally fucked up.'

My parents are gonna kill me. I threw this party last night, and now the place is a skyhigh shitfuck.

by nowyouseeme September 7, 2010

shitfingers

An exclamation of frustration that is usually after a realisation that something unfortunate has happened.

I locked my keys inside. Shitfingers!

by Ziggy Sue Marmalade October 6, 2008

Shitface

A person who has shit on his/her face or a giant douche.

Fucking Frank, I hate Frank. He is such a shitface.

by Fredo Corleone May 26, 2014

shitface

Just another word for that inbred retarded niggerfuck OBAMA.

You see that? Aint that the shitface nigger fuck that was leading our country down the fucking drain?

Sure was, I really hope somebody shoots that fucking shitface niggerfuck in the head. The shitface inbred retarded niggerfuck deserves to be 5 feet underground.

by OBAMA=INBREDNIGGERFUCK4FATCA September 13, 2022

shitfaced cocksucker

shitfaced and cocksucker combination

Phil is a shitfaced cocksucker. So is his mom.

by fyrehart February 19, 2005

shitface cockmaster

One who maintains a high standard of acting like a tool. Usually found in libraries and police stations.

Harry, you're such a shitface cockmaster for making that volcano science project.

by almighty jed April 26, 2006