Sleepy Jenkins

the act of creeping into a blacked out person's bed with the intent of hooking up

Aron: Did you hear about Jill?

Melissa: No! What...?

Aron: She got crunked and passed out at Eric's party last Saturday and woke up to him giving her a sleepy jenkins!

Melissa: Ew!! What a creep! I hope he doesn't try that shit at my parties...

by undefined313 November 10, 2010

sleephitmeyuh

Sleephitmeyuh is a rude awakening from your partner as they slap, scratch, stab, punch, drop bows or kick the shit out of you supposedly because of their spasms or involuntary body movements that occur because of nightmares and bad or erotic dreams.

Me: OUCH! WTF!?!
Jean: Oh I'm sorry . . . Did I wake you up?
Me: Dag, I think I'm bleedin'
Jean: I was running. Then I was calling you to come pick me up, and and and You were already sitting down somewhere with all our friends and and You wouldn't . . .
Me: Oh, okay. It's just sleephitmeyuh again.
(20 minutes later)
Jean: Are you asleep?
Me: NO!

by SteveCory January 26, 2011

sleepy weepy

So tired that you want to cry

I am so sleepy weepy!! :(

by Simbimbop September 28, 2013

Sleep Finger

To finger your bed mate while you are falling asleep or are already asleep. This has two possible scenarios. 1. The individual doing the fingering begins to finger the bed mate's clitoris and suddenly falls asleep without notice. 2. One individual starts to finger the other's clitoris while both individuals are asleep. As a side note, it is not uncommon for the one being fingered to get aroused while the one doing the fingering is not even actually awake.

Dan and amanda are together in bed...

1. Dan consciously rolls towards Amanda in bed and begins fingering her clitoris.

Amanda beings to get aroused.

Dan suddenly falls asleep with his hand on Amanda's clitoris or in her vagina.

2. Dan and Amanda are both fast asleep...

Dan rolls over towards Amanda and begins to finger Amanda while they are both sleeping

**Amanda awakens aroused to find Dan fully asleep (sleep fingering her).

by DamandaInSF January 21, 2014

Sleep Drunk

When you get so tired you end up saying/doing things that make no sense and/or you regret

Ki was so sleep drunk that they ended up laughing about meatloaf till three AM

by comander_kiwi January 11, 2016

Sleepeyz

a lord who is non binary with all the girls he could ever wish for . WE MUST PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS . HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE!

wait! how could we forget? we almost forgot to pray to lord sleepeyz!

by joedadnevercameback December 27, 2019

Sleeve and Leave

Refers to the act of shoplifting by sliding a small object into the sleeve of a hoodie, jacket, or sweater.

Person A: Guys I need pens for school but I don’t have any money to get them!
Person B: Well, why don’t we just sleeve and leave?

by Vndrll January 9, 2020