Penis Size

in tha website utterpants the average penis size iz 10 inches. 8 inches is tha bare minimum u need 2 pleasure a modern day woman. OHH ITS TRUE!

"is it in yet?" "yer baby r u done", "wat i idnt kno we started" "aww dmn dats right im only 7 inches"

PENIS SIZE OH IT FUKN COUNTS

by binga boy October 9, 2005

half size

less than full,small,tiny,miniscule,little

derogatory term implying substandard,generally used by people from eastern europe,that always babble about how superior they are yet seem to migrate to the usa at a cyclic rate.

All the american cars have half size engines in them,they are total useless,in Hungary the cars have big huge fantastic engines,that deliver full power!!!!

by Roland Deschain January 8, 2009

Family Size Pizza

Part symbolism, part synecdoche - used in place of something large or over-sized.

"He said he was gonna go grab food and shit. He must be grabbing some fuckin' family size pizza!"

by shelleywebster July 16, 2019

What’s your ring size?

Often used by lesbians to refer to fingering. Like, how big are your fingers gonna be when you put them in me

Adora: Hey Catra, what’s your ring size?
Catra: wtf...10.5

by JudeTheSimp May 30, 2021

one size fits all

A silly marketing term used to describe an item of clothing that doesn't fit anyone.

John: "Ugh, I bought this shirt from the mall yesterday and it doesn't fit."
Mary: "Well, obviously. It's one size fits all."

by bill of swift April 27, 2016

full size

A large bong, grav, etc. Also describes something awesome that happened in a situation.

"Bro I'm pretty bored, wanna pull out the full size?"

by Fullsize Finnagler May 28, 2017

Alena Size

a very large portion of food or a very large object would be classified as "alena size"

"Bro thats alena size how are you eating that"

by ayooooooking August 24, 2021