Shloaby

A rather large penis with a hefty bell and a muckle shaft, released a hefty load.

Geraldine: John, your dicks tiny, go grow a shloaby like Harold!

John: Well fuck you Geraldine, I will batter you ya spooky bitch.

Harold: Aye, you heard from Geraldine herself I have a shloaby and you don't ya prick.

John: Fuck you Harold.

Harold: Say that to my 15inch shloaby. Dickend.

by Scoitchy January 20, 2014

Shlepenheimer

A wrinkly old penis

"No, I will not touch your shlepenheimer, sir."

"That is quite the shlepenheimer..."

"Get that shlepenheimer away from me!"

by Idontwantyourwheat July 18, 2016

Shlocker

A shower locker. Keeps your moochy roommates and siblings away from your shower stuff.

My roommate put nair in my shampoo so I got a Shlocker !

by Slclukieduke July 2, 2016

Shlipper

During Intercourse when the penis slips out of the vagina and into the anus and the male keeps thrusting anyway

We were doin it last night and i pulled a shlipper and she screamed for more.

by 4 legged furry animal June 23, 2016

Schlopp Sauce

a beverage that is acquired at a fast food joint

Juan: "You want a sip of the Schlopp Sauce?"

Uriel: "You know I like the Schlopp Sauce"

by BrothaLoaf August 16, 2016

Shleprock

One who collects useless junk for pleasure and or other odd reason. Most often they will have beard and be bad asses

Look at shleprock over with nice beard and junkyard. Beard hippy bad ass junk man

by Shleprockin August 18, 2017

Shlap

To be having sex with a valid jawn.

Tom: Moe her shit phat!
Carl: I think I might shlap.

by Mooooooooeshit November 19, 2017