self restraint

not doing something you want to do really badly. usually the thing you want to do is a bad thing

dude i watched so much porn last night.

did you jerk off?
no.
wow such a great feat of self restraint.

by trent's dick January 22, 2011

self textruct

Completely ruining your chances with a member of the opposite sex by drunk texting something completely ridiculous.

Mike self textructed last night when he send a text to Lauren that said, "Hpw about we' ski the necx t couple o steps and just have sec tonight??"

by EverythingTurnedToNothingFun November 01, 2009

Self pixeling

Taking pictures of oneself, usually in front of a monument or other tourist site. The phenomenon has mushroomed in this age of cell phones and pocket cameras which take digital/free photographs.

Michael spent his summer travelling by himself across Europe, self pixeling as he went. "This is me in front of the Acropolis." "This is me in front of the Eiffel Tower."

by David A Burke January 04, 2009

Self conscious

Its one thing to self-conscious (most people are at least some of the time) about what people think of you, everything from what you look like to your abilities at different things. Its another thing to be desperate all the time to convince other people you never get embarrassed or self conscious and don't care what anybody thinks of you all to keep people around you so that you're never alone, because you hate being alone, and you know damn well you care more than most what people think of you.

There's nothing unusual about getting self-conscious, since even if you try to do everything perfect, its not gonna be perfect, and you're gonna do some human shit and you're not gonna feel proud of what you did. The most self conscious people in the world are the ones that keep telling you they don't care what anybody thinks of them.

by Solid Mantis December 07, 2019

Self-abort

To kill yourself - the ultimate abort

I was so embarrassed that I wanted to self-abort.

by 4dm1n December 11, 2008

Self-alignment

An initial stage to self empowerment, to live the present with least resistance. A restoration of harmony and inner stillness within onself.

In order to nurture your soul and feel true happiness within, you need to raise your awareness for self-alignment.

by Afnan Kikia November 19, 2017

self-potato

1. Spreading sour cream and chives on oneself and allowing ones partner to lick it off them.
2. A terrible Wheel-of-Fortune guess.

Woa! That's the guy that always tries to get girls to self-potato with him! What a parns.

by zonnila August 28, 2010