Samsexual

When the prettiest girl in the world loves some weirdo named Sam

Yeah, she’s Samsexual. It’s only for her.

by yeehawlosersam December 17, 2020

samsung moment

The sometimes infinite amount of time it takes the Samsung Moment phone to load.

A samsung moment may never end.

by Downvoting Victim July 14, 2011

samsquantch

Furry fool who break dances. Is known for homosexual tendancies and undergoes the challenge of getting laid. While failing miserably. He often tries to steal peoples lives and drive other people apart. Is prone to bitch slapping. Can be found in the Urban Jungles of Toronto.

"What a homo... Such a Samsquantch... Hey Bob look at the samsquantch!"

"C'mon kids gather around. Billy Poke it with a stick! But mommy the Samsquantch might be horny and eat me! and NOT literally :("

by Anonymously Sent By A Shady Figure... November 9, 2008

Sams

A disease originating from a person who shall remain nameless.. cough Sam O'Toole.
A chain of rash's, spots and dry, horrible looking hair will result.

Dude you've got Sams!

Sorry Sarah I can't come swimming.
I got Sams.

I feel so bitchy and strangely fake.
You must have Sams!!

by popgoestheweasel8 January 13, 2008

SamSam

An annoying little brat who takes everything for granted and don’t appreciate what she gets in live

You don’t want to be like SamSam

by Notsaamiya December 3, 2018

Samsonfy

Verb
To waste of goodness.

You "samsonfied" your computer.

by Dr.Ryker-Legacy August 13, 2003

Samshed

An insult. A hotel where old people go to have sex and are filmed.

'Your such a samshed owner boii!'

by JoE bLuD November 8, 2006