Road-Runner

A girl/boy that leaves in the night after you just had sexual intercourse with them. Usualy they would either intoxicate you with acholic bevages, then while your blacked out, they leave. Or they would have mutliple rounds of intercourse to pu toyu to sleep, then leave while your sleeping. It likely ends in heart break, or missing cash.

I met a Road-Runner at the bar yesterday, who in the night left with my money, heart, and virgininty.

by Masquerade known as Spence March 14, 2010

Blade Runner

A Derogatory term for Disabled people with any form of prosthetic leg resembling a blade IE: Flex-Foot Cheetah blades

Guy 1: Did you see that one crippled guy running in the olympics like he's some normal man?
Guy 2: Yeah, hes a fuckin' Blade runner.

by John Sikafous June 21, 2017

runner

The member of a group that goes out to get needed supplies, i.e. alchohol, food, ice, condoms, cigarettes, etc.

This person's effort acts as a deduction against share tax, and he/she is usually the initiator of insies.

Mary: We're outta smokes and beer. I've only got $5 but I'll be runner if anyone wants insies.
Everyone: Okay
Mary: I need your share tax.
Joe: Here's another $10.
Jim: I'll give another $10
Jane: I'm giving $20 to cover the rest of Mary's share 'cause she's the runner.

by scifivxn January 22, 2006

Homestar Runner

a grotesque thing or whatever it is that is horribly stoopid!!!!!!!

homestar runner is grotesque cuz "it" has no arms!!!!!

by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp July 22, 2003

runner, runner...cocksucker!

statement of disgust in poker when someone who calls all your bets and beats you in a hand by using the last two community cards, despite horrible odds

I flopped a set, and you hit hearts on the turn and river cards to get your flush...runner, runner...cocksucker!

by ck64 April 5, 2011

Runner

Someone who run's from their problems. Whether it's from a financial standpoint, arguments, or the truth.

Peter had a disagreement with Lexi but since Lexi is a runner, she didn't respond and left.

by Sonya345 April 22, 2017

horizontal runner

Missionary but with the legs moving in a running motion by who ever is on top

How's about a bit of horizontal runner tonight my darlin

by shooky June 17, 2015