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Sofas Revenge

After ripping brutally horrendous farts on your sofa (often after a full day of Sunday football or college basketball), someone else sits in the same spot and the sofa releases a concealed, stale noxious death gas.
Keggs: Have a seat buddy.
Ilan: Thanks.
Keggs: Whoaaaahhh.... unless you just shart yourself, that is a serious case of sofas revenge.
Ilan: (dead)
by Keglavich2 January 18, 2009
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Montezuma's revenge

caused by the presence of amoeba's in one's digestive system due to drinking water or most anything that hasn't been cooked in mexico.
I could only talk to my girlfriend 10 minutes at a time due to montezuma's revenge.
by Reed May 5, 2006
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revenge

Revenge is usually seen as getting back at someone for something they did to you in the past.

It is usually "settling the scores", "getting even", but in most cases it involves getting a bit ahead, adding more, etc..

If someone slaps you in 1991.. You beat the crap out of him in 2001.. It's kinda like that..

Some people see it as too much and seek revenge by not doing anything to that person, but simply getting rich, famous, popular, influential while the other person is an alcoholic bum on the street and rubbing it on him directly on directly.

They say revenge is sweet.
"Revenge is the syrup of our lives" - Ken Muslimovic.
by Heinz November 9, 2003
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Revenge of the Seth

This is actually what Seth's coworkers experience after he has been to El Fenix for lunch.
After having the enchilada special and copious amounts of chips and salsa, Seth returned to work and unleashed the Revenge of the Seth upon his unprepared coworkers.
by Rinse May 14, 2005
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Revenge of the Buffalo

Noun; the phenomena ensuing the consumption of buffalo wild wings, symptoms include sweats, shitts, and upset stomach.
After eating buffalo wild wings, John was hit by the revenge of the buffalo.
by ReiHartigan January 31, 2009
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Revenate

"To meet this quarters earnings, we need to revenate."
by NelloJello September 3, 2011
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Cougar Revenge

Describes a jealousy fueled sabotage plan hatched by a older 30ish 40 something women who has just found out her prey is interested in a younger woman...What distinguishes it from normal jealousy fueled revenge is that
the goal isn't pure "kamikaze" sabotage but to eliminate the younger competition.
Maria just told Felicia that Joe only goes for educated, successsful girls. Then, Felicia blocked Joe on Facebook. Joe never should have told Maria that he was interested in Felicia, because Maria want him for herself...Joe has just been a victim of cougar revenge.
by GiorgiodiZante October 28, 2010
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