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Sticky-release

When publishing new code to a production environment, there is always the chance that you need to swap back to the previous release, if flaws or bug occur. Releases that are stable and in no need for a immediate swap back to previous release can be called "sticky-releases" as they are not swapped back, and linger on in production.
DevOps rant: "When did you last see John developer create a sticky-release?"
Developer to DevOps "Trust me, this is a sticky-release."
by wisehammer January 10, 2023
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dual release squatted jerk

When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING
damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk
by GatorYourAde January 30, 2023
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Rage release

When you need a certain someone to help you cum but they are no longer intrested in draining your balls & you are forced to jack off or endure the dreaded blue balls.
RANDY : It's been weeks and Justine is not intrested in my tiny old cock anymore. MIKE: she found a bigger and better one. RANDY:Now I'm forced to rage release.
MIKE:That's better than blue balls my dude...
by Raymurda October 5, 2023
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Gollum release

An badly designed, engineering product such as software with a ton of problems making it practically unusable. The product is intentionally prematurely released for the full cost, scamming users.
1. Developer1: "Our game is full of bugs, ugly graphics, and glitches. The gameplay is no fun at all! Do we really want to release?" Developer2: "Yeah, f***k those users, lets do a gollum release, and charge them full price"

2. Developer1: We are low on budget, we will do a gollum release, lets cut short all the fun and cool features, nobody wants that anyways. Developer2: Oh no, not again, I hate those shitstorms. Developer1: Dont worry, we will also do a poorly auto generated apology to our customers.

3. Customer1: Did you get to play the new game? Is it cool? Customer2: Naah, it's shit as as hell. Seems like they did a gollum release again.

4. Your mother is so fat, her ass is big enough to cover up the fails of a gollum release
by JamesWhat? March 9, 2024
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Surprise Release Poop

When your poop stimulates your prostate I’m just the right way that it cause a person to ejaculate.
Matt: Are you cheating on me?
Michael: No, I think you just had a surprise release poop.
by WiccanGay May 5, 2025
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Then Release The Files

Un-redacted. Complete release of the files pertaining to the fucking pedophile sex ring please.
Hym "Then release the files. It's crime for me and none for thee over here for the US government. This is exactly why the 2nd amendment exists by the way. When the government is covering up sex crimes but also LYING about their awareness of a surveillance apparatus where they have clearly instructed both YouTube pundits and the employees of KwikTrip to try to mind-rape a dissent into not only giving up his claim to the creation of AI but to adopt new beliefs. This is why the gun need to be placed firmly to the skull of every child. The breeders feel entitled to complete control of both your mind and the future. JD Vance has even said publicly that breeders should get more votes for their kids. They need to be made to capitulate. The parents on me receiving the credit I deserve for creating AI. The politicians on the pedophile sex ring. BOTH. Because they don't actually care that I threatened your kids. The breeders are nothing more than a SELF-ENTITLED MECHANISM OF CONTROL. You had to work hard so I have to do it with you but YOUR WIFE DOESN'T HAVE TO ALSO FUCK ME? NO! You had to work hard and I DID NOT. So go! Get me my money NOW. You fuck. Release the fucking files."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2025
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Manual Release

A hilariously sterile, sci-fi-sounding euphemism for a handjob, often used to describe the discreet (or not-so-discreet) culmination of events in a strip club, VIP booth, massage setting, or other private sexual event specifically involving genital stimulation by means of handwork that is administered by a consenting professional.

Can be upgraded to "full manual release" to emphasize successful completion. Not to be confused with (1) car manuals; (2) hydraulic pressure valves, or; (3) actual ship operations.
Mr. Y: "He walked out of the VIP booth all red-faced and smiling. Let's just say, manual release was achieved."

Mr. X: "Bro, the girl whispered 'for another $100 I'll take care of you'--and next thing I knew, it was like Data ripping the fucking panel off the bulkhead outside of main engineering in Star Trek: First Contact. Full. Manual. Release."
by urabanodictionaro July 12, 2025
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