dining room table

Someone who cannot be reasoned with, especially when confronted with the facts.

"Ma'am, trying to have a conversation with you would be like trying to argue with a dining room table. I have no interest in doing it."

by francaises August 19, 2009

roommate

Someone you live with in your dorm/apartment/house/suite etc. during your college-life, or real-world life. He/she will ultimately become either your greatest enemy or your best friend, though the latter has a slim chance of happening. IF you can avoid the first, find someone whom you 1) can bond with instantly 2) have share the same field of study (in college) or work, and 3) can trust. Keep in mind, however, that this privilege of choice more openly comes to you after your freshman year of college.

Dude 1: I hate my roommate. He's so shady, he "forgets" to pay his share of the bills, we're not in the same classes, and we never hang out! We have nothing in common!

Friend 2: Aw really? Well, my roommate's the exact opposite of yours, taking everything you said into account. He's awesome! You should come meet him!

Dude 1: For sure! Maybe us three can room together next year!

by AMNlinkinparkfan115 September 30, 2010

The Ladies Room

A hangout for herbs and virgins looking to e-flirt with desperate women. Contrary to the title "The Ladies Room," 90% of the posters are, in fact, male.

Note: SOHHU veterans do not apply to previous definition

I'm curious what Jane in Arizona had for breakfast today, I think I'll make a thread in The Ladies Room and ask her!!!!111 OMFG I'M HOT!!111

by The Spot March 30, 2005

room hobbit

In college, one who stays in their room for countless hours on end without ever coming out until they grow long hair and toenails.

John had to endure countless jibes and jeers after he finally decided to stop being a room hobbit and emerged from his room with a man mane that came out from his pants, extending down his leg trunks to his jagged, witch toenails.

by Katharsis September 18, 2009

Roomie

Room mate.
Someone who eats your food without permission.

My roomie just ate my centerlink allowance!

by Rose@-'-- April 30, 2011

roomie

<noun> Room-mate. Someone who lives in the same house/apt./room with you so that RENT is cheaper.

<noun> Hey Kate, I'd like you to meet my new Roomie, Johannes.

by fitchickxina September 22, 2005

Squad Room Antics

A shitty folk-crack-rock-punk band from the North Shore of Massachusetts. The beginning of Squad Room Antics is lost to the crust of history, but they sucked to start out. After kicking their lead rapper out of the band, they began to get better.

If you listen to Squad Room Antics, you are most likely:

1) A freshman girl or sophomore boy

2) Homosexual

3) Stoned/Drunk

4) Thinking you came to a concert for Sababa

5) All of the above

Hey, are you going to the Squad Room Antics show this Friday?

Nah, dude, only fat drunk chicks go to their shows.

by 13YearOldGirl May 24, 2010