The male version of a mud cricket. Wears designer jeans and fancy boots and drives a jacked up truck pretending to be a country cowboy. Fucks any mud cricket whore in sight with short shorts and boots on. Has never seen a farm or driven a tractor but thinks he's country because he listens to Jelly Roll and Sam Hunt.
Look at all them Mud Roaches and their lifted trucks tailgating at the Florida Georgia Line concert.
by Thew12 August 30, 2023

A person who uses the app to get more likes and followers / a female who thinks they are the shit because they get a lot of Ig Likes
by Scrub ass females August 5, 2016

I can't believe you are papa roaching me right now Chris, i know you've asked the whole crew before me
by MeditatingLemur March 16, 2016

Children that go to the mall EVERY Friday, because they can't figure out anything better to do.
They enjoy Hot Topic, Scream bands, and starting fights the can't finish.
They enjoy Hot Topic, Scream bands, and starting fights the can't finish.
"Who is that 13 year old, and why is she starting with me?"
"that's just a mall roach, see her everytime I'm here"
"that's just a mall roach, see her everytime I'm here"
by BabyyKayy January 25, 2015

"Don't burn your fingers when you're kissing the roach!"
"Hey man, it's practically a roach now but do you wanna try and kiss it?"
"Hey man, it's practically a roach now but do you wanna try and kiss it?"
by poudreaux April 30, 2015

Ed I beat you once I don't wanna play no mo
King U roach gambling now winning money and leaving without giving me a chance to win it back?
King U roach gambling now winning money and leaving without giving me a chance to win it back?
by MrShutdown19 April 12, 2017

by helllthefucknooooohoe January 14, 2019
