No Regerts

When you put yourself in a compromising situation and role with it anyway.

They had no regerts as they remembered having sex on the hotel balcony the night before.

by Meister and Moot January 22, 2022

regreat

a feeling of elation over an action for which society typically prescribes guilt.

The death of her abusive father after two estranged decades filled her with regreat.

by GDotCom September 30, 2008

Regretalicious

The quality of mainly fast food, where you know the taste is going to be great but is going to lead to feelings of guilt and possibly even nausea shortly after it's been eaten.

"Oh man, that KFC Godfather Meal was regretalicious!"

by 68K October 13, 2011

regretsenstrudel

hilarious, joyous regret

Upon discovery that she had been running her entire life with exercise-induced asthma, Dominique felt a wave of regretsenstrudel wash over her like cloyingly sweet, suffocating relief.

by your other other mom August 26, 2013

Regrettameal

A meal you instantly regret eating. Can be because of nutritional makeup, or the presumed havoc it will wreak upon your digestive tract, or any other reason.

I was hungry so I got the 2 for $5 deal at burger king and ate two whoppers. It was a regrettameal.

by TommyB33 May 8, 2014

Regretful digestion

The act of eating an item of food with the hopes of it tasting good, only to find out that it's horrible and you've wasted your time and money and tastebuds on the food.

"Hey Connor, how was that beef liver you had last night?"

"Aw man, it was nasty! I gave me a serious case of regretful digestion."

by Myocarditis July 19, 2018

Regretsthedaywemet

An apology that lays blame at first possible cause.

It's clearly and entirely all my fault. Please accept my deepest regretsthedaywemet. I should have understood immediately how hopeless it would be to expect you to understand anything other than basic involuntary bodily functions.

by Handcuffmonkfish July 21, 2019