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loose puss

Women who had sex with many men, an easy woman with a loose vagina after having sex with many men.

Slut.

The opposite of virgin, tight, fresh, or innocent
Candy is such as loose puss, she screwed the whole football team last week

Jenny has a loose puss, she just screwed too many guys last year

I feel sorry for John , his wife was such as loose puss in college
by Sa00 July 19, 2010
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beagle puss

Those snazzy glasses that come with bushy eyebrows, a nose, and a mustache. Based on the look of Groucho Marx.
Bobby: Wow that beagle puss is a great disguise. I didn't even recognize you!

Bill: Really?!

Bobby: No.
by y-ye-yea-yeah April 21, 2011
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Puss Smack

~Noun

1. Idiot, fool, imbecile.
2. Used in the same stride as 'bitch,' 'asshole,' 'dumbass,' 'dumbfuck,' 'motherfucker,' 'fucktard,' 'clam licker,' 'turd burglar,' 'cock wrangler,' 'cunt muncher,' 'ass reamer,' 'faggot,' 'bull dyke,' 'retard,' 'flamer,' 'extra-chromosome motherfucker,' 'man pounder,' and 'tweezer cock.' In fact, this term can be used to describe all of these things, at once.
3. An ignorant, stupid person.
4. In sexual intercourse, the sound made when the flabs of flesh at the nether-regions of sexual partners collide.
5. Worthless, obsolete, irrelevant, useless, trash. Used to describe a person's worth.
6. A person who's existence is unacknowledged by his/her peers.
7. A person who has contributed nothing to the world since his/her conception, and should cease to exist.
8. A person whose opinion is worthless and has no relevance to the current discussion.
9. A person with bowel movements/activities similar to that of an octogenerian.
10. All of the previous definitions combined.
1. Mr. Ellegood is a puss smack (Refer to definition #10) for stealing other peoples' words.

2. That puss smack (Refer to definiton #4)was exceptionally loud and juicy.
by D.A. May 28, 2006
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snaggle puss

and example is beth haily has a snaggle puss
by brian healey November 26, 2007
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puss orchid

a member of a society that has gone through a very thorough selection process and initiation tasks that have deemed the candidate elite among the other members of society. They are of great significance. The original puss orchid is simply born into the elite position and is then responsible for seeking other puss orchids among the society surrounding them. Puss Orchids tend to gather as a group of elitists and are then in charge of selecting and initiating future members as a group.
Ex: Jennifer Aniston is one of the best actresses, she is definitely a puss orchid.
by ewdarnell October 27, 2010
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tootsie-puss

(noun) -- a female whose history of anal sex caused a rectal fissure, ultimately resulting in vaginal defecation; a vagina that defecates due to a rectal fissure
That girl's twat was a total tootsie-puss.

His breath wreaked of tootsie-puss.
by SMuG1 April 17, 2011
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Puss Ups

A puss up is a pussy push up of kegal exercise which works on vaginal strength
Damn boo, you been doin puss ups cause you almost ripped my dick off
by Dis0wned March 18, 2018
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