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Desperate Projectile

Any Random, hard, throw able object(s) found around you thrown at someone in desperation.

Like staplers from your desk while your boss is lecturing you about your TPS reports, or your shoe thrown at George Bush for some (Iraqi) reason or another.

Usually these aren't planned to be thrown but used to quickly satisfy the urge to hit someone that is extensively pissing you off.
The Iraqi finally had it with the President of the US, he DESPERATELY looked around for a PROJECTILE;
(hence Desperate Projectile)
removed his shoe and lobbed it at him. The Iraqi not being satisfied with his first throw took off his other shoe and attempted to hit George Bush Again.
by hellomynameisdylan December 20, 2008
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Rectal projectile

The act of an enormous turd flying out one's rectum at a great speed, hitting with great force whatever is within it's range as it emerges.
"I just did this enormous rectal projectile!"
by Pogmothoin February 15, 2009
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Skunk project

A plan where the government try's to jail people who haven't had a shower for a week.
"thank god the skunk project failed, my mate Jim's shower bust ages ago."
by The Fucker 69 October 10, 2016
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friend project

1. The future of myspace.

2. The future of networking websites, featuring its own currency, ratings, contests, google maps on profiles and search engine, special page for newest users, featured users, newest pics, and top money earners. It allows you to use virtual money to purchase features that include no ads, quick-reply option, ability to see who views your profile, and many more. You can use text messaging to reply to messages on your profile. Has a downloadable desktop notification alert program in different versions. Moderators that listen to your suggestion and reply to messages and comments. Forums, with very active users, which include a top posters, and newest forums section.

3. Website with built-in radio section, as well as videos.

4. Myspace's replacement.
Isaak: Dude, did you hear about friendproject.com?

Nick: Like, no dude, what is that?

Isaak: I heard it's the future of networking websites.

Robcat: I like friend project. :
by Nicolos A February 12, 2008
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kindergarden project

have sex from behind with your partner, when you cum, put it all over her back, and then with your penis draw shapes and spread it all around. then you take glitter and macaroni and throw it on your partner so it looks like a kindergarden project!
"man when I banged kailey's mom I gave her a kindergarden project"
by Capt. Edward Reynolds September 14, 2007
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Manhattan Project

The Manhattan Project was a top-secret project conceived by various scientists, following the theory developed by Albert Einstein, that occurred near the end of World War II. The Manhattan Project gave birth to the new age we live in : the nuclear age.
"Hiroshima & Nagasaki prove that the Manhattan Project was a success. However, thus started the Cold War."
-me
by Dave September 13, 2004
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Experience Project

Experience Project is a social networking site that's intended for the people to share their personal views, thoughts and life experiences. Started circa 2007, equipped with multiple features such as, gestures, cyber gifts, cards, chat(paid, free version was defunct in July, 2013), private message, Q&A section, confession and blog (defunct in 2015) and many more varieties, this site has been a venting place for millions and an online 'home' for many people. However, despite of the motto of the site which was sharing experiences or thoughts anonymously and having a trouble-free and friendly platform, the site lost its integrity and goals due to poor handling of the authority, failure to stop online trolls, sexual predator, scammers, bullies and many more. Even if, the members had to go through such complications, Experience Project was/is/shall remain one of the life changing platform for many...
by Celestialdragon June 2, 2016
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