penis prober

Adj; A male who has a tendency to place his genitalia in unusual places.

Last night some guy got his junk stuck in one of the jacuzzi jets, what a penis prober.

by scorepex July 11, 2007

Prabe

The only thing in the English language that rhymes gabe. Means an absolute and utter wacci tobacci.

"Man I hate Gabe so much. He's such a fucking prabe. Hey! That rhymes!" Said Matt. "Also, he can suck a fat one and grow some cows."

by thegoose69420 March 16, 2019

Bo-phobe

Girl term used to describe men afraid of commitment. Should never be used by straight men.

Girl one: "So did Billy-boy ask you out?"

Girl two: (pissed) "Ugh, SUCH a bo-phobe."

by Pooperscooper! November 4, 2009

cult-i-phobe

something the hardcore of a cult (chavs, ganstas, moshers emos) do, where they acuse someone of being the opposite of their group (for moshers/emos/goths it is ganstas/chavs and vice versa), on the basis that they don't dress like them

EG1 Chav: you r well emo
man: y cause i'm wearin jeans?
Chav: Jeans? jeans are for emos
man: 32 inch waist you cult-i-phobe!

EG2 EMO: you look well chavy
man: why cause i'm wearin a hoodie?
EMO: yes
man: its L-R-G, it cost 70 quid so go fuck yourself u cult-i-phobe!

by Tim Moss February 28, 2008

MENSTRUATION PROBATION

MENSTRUATION PROBATION IS THE PERIOD OF TIME A MAN OR WOMAN IS SENTENCED TO SUFFER FROM LACK OF FORNICATION WHEN IN A RELATIONSHIP AND THE FEMALE IS ON HER PERIOD

brittney began her period and was sentenced to MENSTRUATION PROBATION causing her to be celibate all spring bring

by tisgigm March 30, 2011

social probation

Social probation is one of the sever punishments known to the human kind. Only crimes that involve treason towards mankind, involve exceptional brutality, mass murder or throwing a party after midnight on Friday are punished with social probation. The last person known to be sentenced to social probation was Judas Iscariot.
When on social probation one is forbidden to have any visitors or any contact with other people. The only interaction with the the world is when one receives their daily torture by the hiumnes.

Man, you better not throw a party at your room after midnight on Friday - you don't want the hiumnes to come and put you on social probation.

by Big-Momma November 20, 2010

well errrrm its probably blatent that maybe i dont actually just quite know...

when some one asks u a question u dont really know the answer to or just dont want to answer ...annoy them with this.

If a really fit girl asks you who u fancy more:

"Who do you fancy more, me or your girlfriend?"

You answer:

"well errrrm its probably blatent that maybe i dont actually just quite know..."

by Rhys November 12, 2004