Coscto Privilege is like White Privilege but it involves people who back up traffic at a Costco Parking lot in order to save walking 10 extra feet. People who exercise this privilege, instead of getting a bit more actual exercise by walking a few feet, usually drive large SUV's with "My Kid's an Honor Student" bumper stickers.
Dammit, you see that soccer mom in her SUV. There's 10 cars behind her that have to wait because of her Costco Privilege.
by laxboss55 November 27, 2019
Merlin's privilege is the ability and right of Merlin of Ealdor to talk and mock freely the once and future king without being punished and everything he says matters
by FizzyWizzyOof September 15, 2022
by imhypershadow July 19, 2018
Something you get for being part of a minority that self-describes as discriminated. When applying for something (to a university, for a scholarship, for a job, for a grant, etc.), after your skill and worth have been considered out of 20, the system of privilege pointing goes something like this:
If black +1
If half-Asian +0.5
If muslim +2
If female +1
If native, aboriginal, etc. +1
If white male (except if muscular, physically attractive, etc.) -2
If gay +1
If transgender +4
Only people that score at least 5/10 on a physical attractiveness scale are entitled to privilege points. (Ironically, this rules out people with coloured hair).
Hence, a can get a perfect 20/20 application with a raw score of 12.
If black +1
If half-Asian +0.5
If muslim +2
If female +1
If native, aboriginal, etc. +1
If white male (except if muscular, physically attractive, etc.) -2
If gay +1
If transgender +4
Only people that score at least 5/10 on a physical attractiveness scale are entitled to privilege points. (Ironically, this rules out people with coloured hair).
Hence, a can get a perfect 20/20 application with a raw score of 12.
Hey I just got into Uni, never could have made it if I wasn't a black converted muslim male-to-female transgender. Thank god for privilege points.
by TorChimp May 22, 2017
in reference to horror movies, the action white women make based on their safety in America that is clearly wrong in the moment of action
Sarah was told to stay on the path to avoid spirits, but she went off the path because she saw a tree that reminded her of her childhood, her white woman privilege made her feel safe to leave the path that EVERY ONE TIME HER TO STAY ON
by russ Beasll August 01, 2022
someone who is white but is so black and gets away with certain activities (is to groovy, really black, gets funky with it)
by some certified hood nigga October 17, 2021
by Greg Stickney December 30, 2023