White Privilege

When your white co-worker says that they don't like Donald Trump because before his term of office they never had to think about politics.

My white privilege allows me to focus on the fun things in life like riding jet skis, listening to ACDC, and eating at Outback instead of worrying about being unfairly treated or killed by law enforcement.

by Don't Thread on Me January 13, 2021

Sheep Privilege

Gaining a positive status from blind conformity, and "just following orders." Doing what any authority figure says without question, and being taken for granted due to it. Having people in power use you as a positive example to address nonconformity.

My younger brother has sheep privilege over the fact that no one patronizes him over minor issues.

by Goldendoodle1996 June 6, 2017

Penis privilege

Darwin and Gumball watterson held a council meeting determing that your actions have caused you to lose your penis privilege. They now commence the celebratory cutting of the penis.

The council has deemed that you lost your penis privilege. Your cut date is in 2 moons.

by Mike_73 May 23, 2022

privilege

A group of Karens

Karen by herself is bad enough, but imagine having to deal with a privilege of 4 Karens.

by Mr BadWrench April 30, 2020

Privilege point

Something you get for being part of a minority that self-describes as discriminated. When applying for something (to a university, for a scholarship, for a job, for a grant, etc.), after your skill and worth have been considered out of 20, the system of privilege pointing goes something like this:

If black +1
If half-Asian +0.5
If muslim +2
If female +1
If native, aboriginal, etc. +1
If white male (except if muscular, physically attractive, etc.) -2
If gay +1
If transgender +4

Only people that score at least 5/10 on a physical attractiveness scale are entitled to privilege points. (Ironically, this rules out people with coloured hair).

Hence, a can get a perfect 20/20 application with a raw score of 12.

Hey I just got into Uni, never could have made it if I wasn't a black converted muslim male-to-female transgender. Thank god for privilege points.

by TorChimp May 22, 2017

Pretty Privilege

Eccy

Having more opportunity and success in life then others because of how attractive you are. (And having people do things for you)

Eccy has pretty privileges, thanks to me.

by hi carter August 24, 2023

Privilege

A collection of Karens who have banded together for some bullshit reason under the misinformed belief that they are being discriminated against.

Uh oh, a privilege of Karens wants to speak to the manager about being discriminated against for not wearing masks during a pandemic.

by sparkyweston December 27, 2020