missionary position

A sexual position in which the woman is on the bottom on her back.

Hey baby let's use the missonary position tonight.

by zxert July 8, 2005

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positive patty

The complete opposite of a Negative Nancy. One who always looks at the brighter side of things. With Positive Patty, the glass is always half full.

Nig nog: Momma, why we gots no food ta eats?
Positive Patty: Nigga, at least you gots a roof over yo head. Now go play with yo friends outside while I get my $220 hair did.

Nig nog: Officer, I swear I was going the speed limit, I've never even gotten a speeding ticket before!
Positive Patty: Now sir if you cooperate everything will be alright, jail isn't such a bad place after all.

Nig nog: Fuck niggas the po-lice is comin' and I be fucked UP!
Positive Patty: We'll be fine.

Nig nog: Why da whyte man gotta keep us down?
Positive Patty: Lemonjalow, if it weren't for the white man, who would be paying for your welfare checks?

by Oranjalow June 11, 2006

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PosiBolt

Short for Positron Bolt. An energy based weapon made out of positron particles. Extremely destructive.

A ten second burst of PosiBolt was said to be capable of destroying the orbital station Zelan

by Eric Sullivan January 5, 2003

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positify

a sisterism not a Bushism, meaning to make positive

Instead of being a Debbie downer, I will positify my attitude and make lemonade out of lemons.

by sista girlz April 2, 2010

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posible

Spanish for "possible". It is said when you have a hand in a card game that has an opportunity to win.

Also it is used when a friend has an opportunity to score with a chick.

So that girl is totally giving me the eyes, posible!"

by beatsarooni December 4, 2010

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