Porcelain phone

The toilet, specifically when one is hunched over it vomiting loudly.

I got so drunk last night that I ended calling Ralph long distance on the great white porcelain phone.

by Mr70Homers October 16, 2021

porcelenis

The penis of a porcelain doll

Eric: look at his my doll's tiny porcelenis

Jum: Why the fuck are you showing me a doll dick you freak!?

by Dbbfyyfbj December 7, 2021

porcelain ponder

When you're having a think whilst sitting on the toilet

Hey Kate, where did you go?
I was having a porcelain ponder and came up with a plan.

by TEAMDONGA December 9, 2021

porcelain black

porcelain black, known earlier as porcelain and the tramps, is an american singer/songwriter from Detroit. she's best known for her two songs "pretty little psycho" and "this is what rock n roll looks like".

porcelain black is hot tbh

by porcelain black is hot April 11, 2022

Poocalypse

An unmitigated fecal disaster. The magnitude of which casts doubt on the future of humanity

We all believed the damaged to be contained to a small area, but Rowan’s diaper was actually a poocalypse the likes of which god had never seen.

by The Infernal Machine June 13, 2022

pooclap

To clap when you deposit faeces

A: what was that noise?
B:I just “pooclapped” bro

by Kingstan78 June 29, 2022

Pooclaw

A feces covered and encrusted claw of any claw carrying individual

The cats pooclaw cause a nasty infection, wait till I get him with shit hook.

by Hetroerectus September 19, 2022