Philly cure 

The Philly cure is comprised of 3 components.

1) Weed. Any form or dosage will do.
2) Philly cheesesteak. Any will do, get your personal favorite
3) Head. Doesn’t matter who as long as it’s legal and consenting

Use this method as a pick me up or a celebration

1: “This week has been awful, I need me a Philly cure.”
2: “ I’ll brb, I got you”

Philly cure by Brolime February 15, 2025

Philly Tumbleweed 

When the Phil’s are down 11-4 in the bottom of the 8th and it’s windy as hell and no fans are there but trash is wafting around the field constantly

“And that’s another ground ball as the Phillies take a time out due to too much Philly Tumbleweed on the field”

Philly Tumbleweed by Sadam69isis420princess April 16, 2025

Philly Fent Folder 

when your fucking a drug addict and she doing too much so you smack her in the face with your cock and stick a syringe full of heroine laced with fent up her ass

Ashley was tripping when I hit it from the back so I hit her with the Philly Fent Folder.

Philly Fent Folder by thebiggestmunch April 29, 2025

Philly Grape Salad 

A traditional Philly Cheese Stake deconstructed and placed into a bowl with grapes added. Sometimes cheese wiz is added. Almost always enjoyed with a water ice.

Jawn #1: Yuuuuuuuur

Jawn #2: Yo you got my Philly Grape Salad?
Jawn#1: You know I do! Wit Wiz too!

Philly Grape Salad by Leo the Philly God August 6, 2025

Philly Boot Brush

Requires a two headed woman, the man must stand overtop of the heads, and gyrate back and forth allowing the mouths to “brush” his asshole and penis.

I went on a date with lacy and Lucy last night and we did the Philly boot brush! It was the best when lacy chewed on my hemorrhoid like a gob stopper.

Philly Boot Brush by Greenknuckles September 5, 2025

Philly Chili Dog

Place your erect penis between a hoagie roll. Have the woman shit over your dick filled hoagie. Top with menstrual sauce and serve to the woman. Your balls should smack her chin. Making the distinct mess you'd get from eating a stadium dog.

Tim Invited us over to try his famous Philly Chili Dog!

Philly Chili Dog by StinkyFingerer October 30, 2025

Philly finger

When a Philadelphia Eagles fan goes to the bathroom (number two) and uses the same hand that he wiped his ass with to put toothpaste on his finger and brush his teeth with said finger.

Colin forgot his toothbrush so he’s doing a Philly finger

Philly finger by Big daddy DB$ February 5, 2026