StinkyFingerer's definitions

Corned Egg Sandwich

When you dilate her ass, fit as many peeled hard boiled eggs inside her. Allow her to slam shut. Proceed to take 2 slices of Texas style toast and have the woman crouch over the 2 slices as you hold them under her ass. Have her squeeze out the combination of corned eggs and seasoning on your sandwich. Bust a load on the sandwich and fold the other slice over the top. Wipe off excess. Serve to the woman. Enjoy.

I'm not hungry for A "wet burrito" I'm already full from Tiffany's "Corned Egg Sandwiches"

by StinkyFingerer October 30, 2025

Darping

The act of de-gloving your erect penis with a soldering iron and a carrot peeler. When in the midst of this act have your desired partner pour hydrogen peroxide over the exposed skin while turning a corkscrew into your urethra. The finished product makes it look like a pulled cork from a Pinot Noir.

Darping session at Cindy's house tonight!
Let's go!

by StinkyFingerer October 30, 2025

Philly Chili Dog

Place your erect penis between a hoagie roll. Have the woman shit over your dick filled hoagie. Top with menstrual sauce and serve to the woman. Your balls should smack her chin. Making the distinct mess you'd get from eating a stadium dog.

Tim Invited us over to try his famous Philly Chili Dog!

by StinkyFingerer October 30, 2025