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Persian Princess

An Iranian woman who thinks she's the most beautiful person in the room. She lives in Beverly Hills, Brentwood, or Encino, talks in a sing-song voice, is always ready with a fake smile for the aunties and she sneers at you if you don't drive a late-model German or Italian luxury car. When interacting with other Iranians she pretends to be a virgin but everyone at the club knows she'll open her legs for any black dude that talks like a thug or any white dude that pretends to be a DJ. She dates an Iranian surgeon ten years older than her and she tells him she's saving her virginity for marriage. He doesn't know she's had 3 abortions and the last time she had dinner with him and his parents, she had stranger seed running down her legs. On FB she has the typical "perfect girl" head-tilt pose and on Pornchub she has multiple videos where she's wasted AF letting random frat bros take turns on her.
My friend: Dude don't even approach that Persian Princess. She's way out of your league.

Me: HAHA! Naw dude, Ima just walk up on her and say, "Yo I'm DJ Poon, bitch. Where you stay at?"
My friend: That shit works?
Me: Shit yeah. A Persian Princess can't resist a poser. I'll throw some ASL shit at her and she'll think it's gang signs and next thing you know I'm all up inside her like I'm a plumber cleaning out her drainholes
by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021
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Persian Tickle

When you gently tickle your partners tante with sand on your figures during sex this causes your partner to become excited.
Person 1"what did you do with your boyfriend last night"
Person 2"We had sex and for foreplay he gave me a Persian tickle"
by BridgeTheGap62 July 2, 2014
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persian pubes

Lustrous black tightly curled glistening pubic hair.
The amazonian in OPS has Persian Pubes.
by not an amazonian October 4, 2017
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Persian Pepper Spray

When performing oral sex, your partner squirts into your eyes, causing a burning pain, like pepper spray
Jessica persian pepper sprayed me last night! My eyes still burn!!
by SlipperyD November 16, 2017
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persian lipstick

When ur girl goes to the dentist & gets novacaine & comes home numb. U then proceed to put ur dick in her numb mouth. She's slobbers all over it.
I came home from the dentist & Mark put on my Persian lipstick
by Reintardski June 1, 2018
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Persian handjob

The act of when a old persian lady gets some tahdig and choresht and uses it as lube. After you cum she can have the hearted food cause the fun is so steamy.
My chaleh jUst gave me a persian handjob after we mofted food.
by Agha cos kesh August 28, 2018
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Persian Flare

The sexy persian touch nobody else has
Wow! She has the Persian Flare
by good jon jones June 23, 2019
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