period cramps

when it’s that time of the month and you feel like someone is quite literally stabbing you with a fucking knife into your uterus and it makes you want to punch the first person you see

i’m on my period and these period cramps make me want to throw myself off a cliff

by ihateveryone12345 August 21, 2020

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Period Fart

When you fart on your period and a bubbly blood explodes inside your pads and high waist boxer brief panties!

You must only period fart inside your new high waist boxer brief panties, which it's best to merilly bleed inside your new high waist boxer brief panties and which it's a lovely reason to cry!

by Arturo Bhutan April 29, 2019

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period milk fart

when u on ur period and he nut in u and u queef it out. :)

It was the grossest thing I've ever done in my life. I didn't mean to period milk fart on his bed but he just pulled out too fast.

by jeanjerker September 1, 2016

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Period fart

Smellier than a dead skunk in a garbage can.
The smell gets stuck to her pad and keeps lofting about.

Your girl roles over and lets out a smelly bubbly fart while on her period. This is a period fart.

by Period fart October 4, 2017

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period sneeze

when you're on your period and you sneeze and you can feel a little of your period flow onto your pad from the two vagina flabs. grossest feeling ever.

*sneezes and stands up*
person 1: OH MY GOSH YOU HAVE A RED DOT ON YOUR ASS
person 2: holy fuck, i just period sneezed.

by omgomgomgperiod October 30, 2010

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The frequent diarrhea that accompanies menstruation for many women. Prostaglandins are released during menstruation causing the uterus to contract and cause cramping. They also speed up the contraction of the intestines, hence large amounts of crampy, watery stool. Very similar to the hershey squirts, though period shits occur only during menstruation.

I thought I was in labor, but then I realized it was that time of the month so I went to the bathroom and had period shits.

by cjbj September 1, 2009

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