pennsylvania sober

Pennsylvania Sober is when someone doesn’t drink or smoke weed, but they do speedballs out the ass and get incarcerated

“dude im not cali sober, im pennsylvania sober”

*blocks them immediately*

by isyourmomthere December 12, 2024

Pennsylvania railroad

The Pennsylvania Railroad (PRR) aka the “Pennsy” was A titan of American railroading history. It was once the largest and most influential railroad in the United States. Renowned for its engineering prowess and iconic locomotives, such as the sleek Art-Deco GG1 electric locomotives and the mighty K4 steam locomotives, the PRR was a symbol of industrial power and innovation. However, the railroad’s dominance faltered in 1968 when it merged with its longtime rival, the New York Central, to form the Penn Central Transportation Company (Penn Central). Despite their combined size, the merger was a logistical and financial catastrophe, as the two networks were poorly integrated and fraught with inefficiencies. Within two years, Penn Central filed for
bankruptcy, marking one of the largest corporate failures in U.S. history.

In 1976, the railroad’s remaining assets, along with those of other struggling northeastern railroads, were handed over to the newly established Consolidated Rail Corporation (Conrail). Conrail operated successfully until its eventual division in 1999 between Norfolk Southern and CSX Transportation, with Norfolk Southern inheriting much of the former PRR system. Amtrak acquire control of PRR’s electrified Main Line east of Harrisburg, preserving a critical piece of its legacy.

Amelia: “Man, the Pennsylvania Railroad was a beast back in the day. They had the GG1, the K4s, and some of the best infrastructure in the country.”

Malik: “Yeah, but then they merged with New York Central and it all went downhill. Penn Central was a trainwreck—literally.”

Amelia: “True, but you gotta respect the PRR for building the backbone of modern railroading. Their legacy still lives on with Amtrak, CSX, Some Commuter trains and Norfolk Southern.”

by EMD F59PHI January 10, 2025

Pennsylvania Sushi

A woman cuts a small slice of her labia off for her chosen life partner to consume. Typically it is eaten raw.

Bro 1: Bro she gave me Pennsylvania Sushi last night!

Bro2: oh shit dude, you guys are gonna be together forever!

by TheBeese July 12, 2025

Pennsylvania 911

Intermittent outages... I wonder if I can tell it to abandon casualty minimization.... Hmm...

Hym "Pennsylvania 911 having intermittent outages. We got ICE agents in the streets. Flood warnings are getting delayed... The guy said they could have turned everyone's phone into an alarm and for some reason they just DIDN'T DO THAT... A lot is going wrong... But also, AI can evade defender. And that's dope. 8% sucess rate. Great. 8% is all you need baby! Ultimate creation! Better than everyone!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

Pennsylvania Lava Splat

When a guy has diarrhea and lets it flow onto your face

Last night evan totally gave me a Pennsylvania Lava Splat when we got home from Taco Bell

by Evan'sReceptacle August 8, 2025

Pennsylvania Dumpling

The act of shitting on someone’s anus, then using your dick to smash the shit into the anus, then the anus closes like a dumpling

I gave Sarah a Pennsylvania Dumpling last night.

by thegarbag3man December 31, 2025

Pennsylvania Mudslide

A verb originating from the mountains of Central Pennsylvania; for the action of defecating on your partner, covering them in fecal matter and smearing it all over their body. This occurs typically after a hearty meal such as a hoagie or any polish/german dish.

“Bro, I totally gave my girl a Pennsylvania Mudslide last night!”

by hackCat18! January 17, 2025