F-Peen

F-Peen - Fail Penis
The measurement of ones failure to secure something.
The bigger someone's F-peen is, the more they f*cked up.

(Derived from the word e-peen, meaning ones internet ego, and originated from Defcon 20 Comedy Jam)

Pentest hacker: Damn belkin's F-peen is HUGE! You have SQL Injection, MIM, and they have the weakest encryption on the planet!
Fed: You're coming with me.

by Limber Pelvis October 20, 2014

peen butter

Slang for semen

I told him not to cum inside me but the next thing I know there was peen butter leaking out of my asshole

by _Shaquille_oatmeal_baby_ September 2, 2019

peen fucker

people who love peen

My friend dave who loves playing also loves being a peen fucker

by cummaster69sperm September 18, 2021

Peen

Slang for the English word penis. Used by curious women in the country of Jamaica when trying to initiate mating activity through conversation.

i need peen. I dont need it, i want it.

by KRY38 November 25, 2017

Peen girl

The slave of an illustrious Peen boy.

she is now and forever dubbed peen girl

by Truth4lyfe December 18, 2020

Peen team

When two or more males masturbate to a picture, video etc. and cum at the same time

Male 1: "Yo nigga, let's make a peen team tonight."
Male 2: "Only if you wear socks nigga."

by Horny for dick picks December 23, 2020

peen

it’s another word for penis

Your boyfriend has a small peen.

by egirlaids July 12, 2019