pathetisize

To intentionally or unintentionally make someone else feel bad for saying something dumb. See {patheticism}.

He: That's not the way it happened and threeplet isn't actually a word.
She: Don't pathetisize me!

by Sukamai Aiken-Bols January 1, 2017

Athletic pussy

When a girl wants the dick (d) so often that she wakes up to mornin' wood can't "waste it" so she proceeds with foreplay so she doesn't waste a good wood.

Alicia's got that athletic pussy and won't let that mornin' wood go to waste.

by Motazz February 11, 2017

Athletico

A sad fuck.

Athletico is a sad shit that will never get out of living meme.

by BigNigga777 September 13, 2017

Pathetix

Pathetix-Pa-thet-ick
1.To belittle oneself

2.To point out an error

1. Wow, pathetix.
2. There's a pathetix in the recipe!

by Obnexifi July 1, 2019

pawthetic

1. Da despicable strategies dat Garfield resorts to in his efforts to get his own way.
2. Similarly-disgraceful acts dat a merely-sperm-donor-level male parent (i.e., "deadbeat dad") performs to arrogantly/selfishly make others do his bidding, avoid child-supporting/raining responsibilities., etc.

Bill Clinton has apparently fathered many "unacknowledged"children ("Honk if you HAVEN'T slept with Clinton"), but in his typical pawthetic lack of caring or responsibility, he has just let said had-his-fun-with-and-then-left females struggle to raise said love-babies entirely on their own.

by QuacksO March 25, 2020

Athletic

Awesomely strong and outdoorsy, stereotypically boys are the most athletic. Athletes are people who do sports or are just Athletic.

"Simone Biles is SO athletic!"

by A. B. March 27, 2020

Pathetacism

The act of carrying ones self pitifully

Travesty could only stretch his sphincteral-lobe over 1x44 gallon drum instead of 2 drums like the day before..Morgwn was unimpressed by Travvys dismal effort, to which he labelled it

"pure pathetacism"

by anonymous September 11, 2020